André Toulon

I was terrified of my mom's vacuum cleaner

When wrestlers figure out AI

Baked chick, machizzum and rollies

Ive subscribed to an embarrassing amount of "boxes" and one was for Japanese snacks. The first thing I found is that most of the "sweet" treats would not be sweet to the American palate. Which works for me because excessive sugar gives me a headache. Pocky was ok, and there were these yellow cookies that were just plain yellow slabs, but they were pretty good despite the presentation, but i also paid the extra 9 bucks to have mochi shipped to me. My weeby inner child thought this would be the ultimate smack....this is what they always eat for energy in JRPGs. Mochi fucking sucks. Its the dough....why just raw ass dough? My son (he was like 10 at the time) waited until i was gone and tried to bake some...he said "i really think they should be cooked but it has icecream in it...why didnt they cook it before putting icecream in it."...i simply didnt have an answer because i too, felt like it should be cooked. Most of the other stuff in the boxes that came was a mixed bag but since i dont know the names, i would just be describing shit wrong

A meh philly and some damn good onion rings from this new place and i got some strawberry cheesecake but its obvious they are shopping at Walmart. Full tirade in my lab

At el tap, same jackass is here but i asked the other dude standing there if he would take my order. Its funny to me because he has no clue why He looks like a Latino Newman

Weird hand motion

Week old pizza

Chicken strips

Buddy's not dumb and being at a school with a bunch of magaspawn has made him jaded quite early. Not too worried about him soaking up the ideology. The problem is hes liable to get in trouble for blurting out "thats cap bro" and face consequences.

Yeah....its been a problem. Luckily neff graduates this year but not sure what were doing with buddy

El tap and they fucked my order all up. Dude I've never seen was at the front and i didn't like his attitude to begin with but now im missing a taco, my tostada has no chicken and i haven't even looked at my burrito yet. Not honna fault them because el tap always clears, but i wont order if i see that dude again.

So yeah, got the SB but also got a chilada just to be different. Have you ever bought a bag of shredded fiesta cheese and just ate it out the bag....well put it in and on top of a tortilla with a little meat and cover it in black olives. I guess i can see why someone would like it but meh for me. But got a SB for later

I might pull up for a couple of SBs tonight....been a good minute

I swear these are the conversations i have with my kids

Another flood warning. And tornado watch...its kinda ridic this year

Pizza

Panda E

Gifts are in order but if you dont like them you can trade with each other

Whopper

This seems like an oddly inappropriate but somehow appropriate place for this. Does anyone else get ads for the Airphysio? I find it funny that my devices hear me choking to death on this dank and tries to sell me a contraption of this sort