André Toulon

He actually hates his life choices but is too stubborn and lazy to admit failure.....Sensei Packard has groomed him quite sharply

This is almost like a Packard C/P

Yup, that's the best. But I also like dark Russian.

lol

Ah, the word was skeezy.....

Doomer said something about going hog wild on some titties is he had the chance because he's a boob man a while ago and Gpail made it her business to call him a creep and possibly worse...I don't recall the whole convo....But it was way left.

They were really wide...I mostly remember fat people in them. But yeah, I imagine that happened too.....

I missed this....What wishes one....I mean we have a few but I don't think I posted any.

You just made this even better

Wait, is that a real thing....Because dude used to slap nads in the locker room and I had to exercise my angry black guy status to ensure no one tried to play with me.

Thank god Gpail isn't here to go "hog wild" on you for saying this. LOL, references.

Wheat bread is cool....I prefer rye but wheat is ok too.

A single occupancy version of this restroom....But there will be a bowl so I can poo with ass cheeks on my head

....,..Sigh...Fine, Ghostie. Perhaps some of our females have better advice that would apply in your situation. I'm a "shoot your shot" kinda dude

Just wait until 8 and ask where he is and if he wants to come thru.....Youre a chick, not a dude. He'll fucking teleport over there

What if the gift is weed

nah

I'm telling

Yeah, most of the time those things aren't even closed all the way.....though I've never stolen one, I've definitely tp'd a bathroom or 2 because I was an idiot child that enjoyed mischief.......Still am.

This is good info....time to buy thoughtless gifts for random relatives.

So did every other black grandmother/matriarch figurehead. Other things I don't do. stare at retarded people Step on cracks point at graves talk while grown folks are talking (This still applies and probably will well into my 80s if there ar people older than me around) tell people my dreams before eating breakfast stand in front of microwaves Cut a baby's hair before their first words Make face lest my face get stuck that way I just realized I can do this all day.

Nabraniel kryptonite since 2009

Be careful.....I'm watching from behind this bush. If things go awry, i have some confetti and warm water to throw and buy you some time

The ff monster is a malboro...not Marlboro.