André Toulon

Ah, at least you are on the path to where not dating can be fun.

Oh shit, I have a Dr appointment

Cap is actually bullshit or a lie...Benji was kinda reaching to make the joke since you used the shithead emoji, but it still technically checks out. But when my son says "bout to mop and glow this sweat, no cap" he's saying "I am going to best this overachiever in online combat, and I totally mean that from the bottom of my heart."

Well actually.....

Chick bacon pizza because it's was the closest thing to the house....the Crust fucking sucks but thats what I get for buying a large gas station pizza

What is the deal with stripper shoes....why do people like them...it looks dumb to me

I said the same thing... Also, lol...Never change Doomer

I wanna know why you can't shoot with flash mans weapon.

.....it sucked so you're going back for more? Kinda like how I keep putting black olives on my tuna even though it's just ass....

........ 🤷🏿‍♂️ I always thought he'd be kinda fun

Basket. It's contextual and we don't use those anyway

🤷🏿‍♂️ yo, scrubber thumb....wanna play words

We already did this and it's a basket

I see you haven't accepted my request on messenger

Nope

Welp, I've been looking for an excuse to use this....now I can delete it

Burger King then it's grits for me...I was gonna get on Elden Ring but drugs and sleep just sounds better

Since you haven't logged in since 2017, I can't be bothered to try

I just peel it from the top. Sometimes the stem wants to be a bitch so I puncture the skin and peel from there

The rest of number 52....maybe a hotdog

Sperm cake? Welp, guess I'm glad you guys know what people like

Post tagging

Number 52

Sounds like he might be to low to be useful for flying shit. I have a thin strip of fly paper in the corner of my bathroom. Since there s light that usually on in there, flying shit gravitates to it at night and usually gets stuck then I replace it. OK flies are a fucking bitch. They say mosquitoes are bad here but I'm from the swamp...they literally don't bite me or i'm just immune to the poison that causes the itching. Wasps (or whatever flying menace these are outside) are kinda being a pest this year but it's likely because I have a nest in my garage....I don't go out there so they can have it.

Nevermind....I let this goofy shit get to me again.