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stilgar

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  1. Your mom says that about you every night zeni.
  2. I'll break your Gundam.
  3. Zeni is too fat to blow himself.
  4. It will take a crane to get you out of the house after they cut a large hole in the wall for your immense bulk. They won't find the blow up doll until the autopsy is nearly over.
  5. You'll die in your bed at 35 because of a heart attack.
  6. So, your mom's name is Lily.
  7. Hire a prostitute.
  8. Your doctor is a puppy?
  9. Are you calling yourself big z because you've put on 64 pounds and look fatter than ever?
  10. I can't hear it.
  11. So, your siblings smacked you in the face with their monster dongs.
  12. Insert masturbation joke here.
  13. Imaginary friends don't count zeni.
  14. Zeni doesn't have friends.
  15. So, what you are telling us is you smacked your siblings in the face with your monster dong.
  16. Why not? Scared you will break them?
  17. This is why beekeepers who aren't dickheads can check their hives without and protective gear because the bees know they aren't a threat.
  18. You better go get a prostitute fast and destroy her vagene with your horse cock.
  19. This thread is now about Peggy Hills feet.
  20. Why is that wild?
  21. Tapeworm.
  22. I also love the fact zeni doesn't know how to take a screen shot.
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