Sawdamizer

Dating co workers.... what could go wrong?

Whatever bitch about that cape cod shit.

Good suggestions.... Bought a one way ticket so feeling adventurous with this whole excursion... oh I'll be mobile too... renting a car. My body is a district VP for enterprise and hooked up a sweet convertible which I completely expect to get stolen from me.

My L4is completely fucked in my back... so if I tweak that shit I'm down for the count and it doesn't feel good because if I fart, sneeze, or cough.... I contemplate ending it all.

Yeah it is... I was suspect at first but I checked it out.

That is super high.

TACOOOOOOOS!!

That's a given...

Got you fam

Well, outside LA.... Pomona.

Lol... oops.

Eh, staying in LA but renting a car and blasting all over the state.... Heading Vegas for a couple days and shit. I was down in Florida last month for a couple days.... cocoa beach. Lol not sure I could handle a bucket filled weekend.

Ima sucka punch his ass. Doesn't he live like in the San Fran area?

Heading to LA for a few weeks on June 21st.... I plan on getting my ass blown out with food trucks. No tourist shit, but what should I do out there besides a shit ton of cocaine and hookers.... because, well.... it's me people.

Create a balloon emoji.... he will come.... like a moth to a flame.

What do you think Trumps favorite sex position is? Explain in detail please.

Best part of this movie.

If you drive over 100 miles on the highway.... it usually fixes itself. Do it.... please do it... for your own safety.

You're not wrong

Sup?

You broke the rules ::HMM::

Wait, can I answer this?

He is ready for your questions! Race relations Laundry detergent secrets Food recipes Anything you want to know! Ask my man... His mom is off limits tho... so don't say shit.

Don't be gay.

It's just nice to be thought of..... about to take the boat for a spin