Sawdamizer

Wut

Oh boy

I'm not sure you understand how marriage works unless you mean shotgun wedding?

Did you provide the Oxygen in her lungs? Oh, but you did get fucked to have her.

Mother of the decade.

If anyone needs it...

Lol. She was telling me stories about CNAs losing their jobs because the patient touched the floor, I just laughed. She is a maternity nurse so if her patients hit the floor... It's a baby... Que drowning pool.

There is like some nursing thing that they can't hit the floor or something.

Yah, that's liability shit.

Oof the VA... That would just piss me off to be end

This really grinds my gears. I have been putting in time at the humane society, just one or two hours a week and mostly to socialize my puppy with other dogs more. But the last two times they tried having me clean the kennels.... Fuck outta here... Give that to the little shits ditching school and breaking in to houses. In somewhat related... Jesus I want all the animals. There is a pair of sugar gliders there that someone abandoned.... The Mrs said no... But I don't think this could be a beg for forgiveness before asking for permission (again).

So are your tits

So are your tits

Lazy smelly gross Blacks.

Margie and Connor Black?

One of these days.... Ripped in half like a dinner roll.

Oh good I thought you meant the blacks

That's not true... And what do you mean you people

Shhhh

He does get fucked... So hard by his hot wife.

Good luck with regular season.

Great story.

Looks like Dez Bryant may be coming to New England.... Malcolm Mitchell is out.

Ugh... This thread is gonna be all memes? Nah

Lol Jets.