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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. Ever been to Provincetown, MA? Those dudes fuck.
  2. Hey... whatever blows your hair back man.
  3. Oh, sounds like you are just wasting calories then.
  4. Never hurt me like Captain has....
  5. Local Apple Cider, honey, cinnamon sticks and Sailor Jerry in a crock pot, warmed up.... nothing else matters.
  6. "Hey Dan, magazine with a bunch of dicks in asses came in addressed to 'Janitor that loves cawk', we just assume this is yours? Here ya go, way to be gay"
  7. My beard is long enough now that no one will recognize me
  8. How's that pennywise coming along?
  9. Lol.... no... that would be the worst fucking experience ever.
  10. Probable. Trying to see if these kids wanna roll through
  11. Remind me? I have to live with myself.... comfortably and successfully.
  12. Well... was going to do stuff today... but... I suppose that's stuff too
  13. I'll be pissing myself on Tuesday in the greater Philadelphia area
  14. Really? Huh.... I'm really fucking up these days around here.
  15. I'll just report my own thread now
  16. Throw a cup of piss on them, they usually don't come back after that.
  17. He's going to dynamat his toilet seat
  18. Anyways, getting pad thai today and then going bowling with these bitches.... ima show dem.
  19. Everything is a bit too organized I guess and not everything is covered in cum.
  20. Picturing him bumpin some phat beats in his cramshed of an apartment, is quite funny to me.
  21. Have you seen his room? What could he possibly tell us?
  22. But what if he gets a job? :painfap:
  23. This is basically the only thing he has going for him, so... I guess....... meh.
  24. I'd say about 9/11
  25. Nope, but the gay magazines with your name on them shall be arriving shortly to your place of business, welcome.
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