Sawdamizer

Shit I needed that

Yup. Kiss asses.

Am I doing this right?

This is good.

Clu sucks

Pee in her butt

If you lived close to me I would piss on you daily... For free

How much time does it take you in the morning to look like an Amber alert?

My man

The shit is feathered as fuck

Thank god mine isn't as red as yours... No offense.

Still trying to figure this all out. I get food stuck in it and I go and clean it and add oil to keep it nice. Who the fuck has time for this? Also, I wish people would just tell me I have food in it

Sounds about right

Scandalous

"prank" is legitimatizing assault... This won't hold it in court

Sounds like it has been christened

Awwww I can't wait... Make sure it's satire and give me a nice big bulge.

Lol I checked my mailbox, mom

What else is new

At least you haven't been pissed on today

Yes. Fixing the cat should be the first thing, for many reasons but this usually takes care of the marking.

I synced my info this morning and it gave me a report of everything and I never really paid attention to it really, but I saw that it synced 7332 contacts. Now, I've had Verizon for 15 years? I think, and they have always carried over my info in some capacity.... So this intirgued me. Do I really know this many people? Come to find out that it was automatically syncing my Salesforce contacts and all my head contacts over my carious sales management roles in the yesteryear. I wonder if I could sell it? 🤔🤔 Anyways, how many you got?

Now I have no idea what Bi means...

Union pussy.