Sawdamizer

I've never been able to bring my own booze... But I've never had any issues with powder.

It's what makes him... Him.

He isn't restricted to the same limitations as the rest of us normies.

That's not the end...

Hi, first time long time... How do I hack?

I knew where we were going.

I suppose it works for both? But, never go back to the carpet store my dude.

Played out gifs and memes? Reeks of 9gag and 4chan? Yah, that's Viper

Nerd.

Depends is an undergarment

It was this disgusting place in PA called 2nd story lounge, and you could easily get a rub n tug for $20. The girls were all banged up slampigs, with noticeable scarring from drug use and self harm. Still, what else was I going to do on a Tuesday at 12pm? Since then, I've been to my fair share of clubs... Scores, Delilah's, pink slipper, foxy lady, paradise. After a few times, I really enjoyed the people watching aspect of the experience. The guys who weren't used to the rules being schooled by lil bitties half their size, or the hopeless "romantic" that knew she was in to him because she asked him for a drink (which is code if you didn't know), to the knuckle dragging primordial ooga booga dudes that had an afternoon of golf and decided to tie a few on after their coke filled attempts at stick ball. How have your experiences been?

We? Or north and south?

What war with North Korea?

That's my secret... I never think.

Welp there you have it folks... The bait has been hit

Not a bad day. At Big Fish now, salmon and avacado with siracha sauce, and blackened mahi for dinner.

That's what I was thinking. This response.

Get fucked, African Bean Soup.

I see everyone is swinging at this knuckleball

Your penis looks super weird

Sho nuff

Whaddya think? Best time of the year.

Hi, I iz mod

That's buddy's. I have Marvin the depressed robot, Calvin and Hobbes, and me with a massive cock

Cock sock