Kim Jung said he got 18 hole in ones in a single golf game, and retired on top.
The world is full of pactards, the amount of attention we give them determines their danger to society.
I live my life within some stupid actuary absolutes... And if I trust enough to know the odds of being struck by lightning and walking to put the garbage cans out... I have to trust in the incredible odds of never winning, ever.
It's that stupid time of year that every blowing of the nose is a roll of the dice for a nosebleed.
Used to be from cocaine... Now it's dryness.
Growing up sucks.