Sawdamizer

Well, that didn't go as planned for the Sox.

I've been fucked by uglier things

Fuck you, Dad.

Ask the Jew guy.

Wins*

Nah, but pitching wins the playoffs

Yah I'm pretty sure I'm marked for ban on sight

No appeal process.

I got my t-shirt and flask ready.

Nah, I'm pretty sure with the shit I've posted I'm in for the Long haul now. They're digging through my past... I'm fucked. The stuff they got on me is really the most tame that I've posted.

Lmao... Yeah, she's not that way at all.

For those wondering, this was the meme that got me fucked... This time.

I woke up to shit this morning and I had a notification... This mother fucking shit... I am getting popped for shit a year and a half ago now. Still on a double 30 day stretch in FB clink. I don't care about my name being here, most know it anyways and I dont live remotely close to there any more, so fuck you Packard.

Pitching is a bit sketchy with David Price still.

Wearing em out like cheap sneakers, I dig.

Charlie Kelly solid advice.

Oh for real? I didn't even think of that after your thread about it. I guess I couldn't even make a case for it, without drinking Listerine first.

It's important to keep the love alive in a relationship after you've been together for a bit, you know, do the things you used to do when you first began as a couple. She worked last night until 3am and is sleeping now. Make her breakfast at 9, pumpkin pancakes, bacon and tea. Then taking the pooch for a walk down main Street to see the farmers market goodies, and meet other bitches. After, shower, shit, shave... Got free suite tickets for opening hockey for our local team... We aren't crazy about hockey but it's nice to be out, and then a late dinner at this Irish pub we frequent. Then home... And I'm gonna rip her in half like a dinner roll because it's been a shitty week at work and her vagina is going to be punished for it. It's important, do you see?

Thought I would close the rotation of emotes for you

It's 5.9% and wicked cheap. So in a pinch, if you crushed hard, you were like... Ready to drink the tussin.

Why do you want to get a job? Serious question.

Either that or my dog is gonna be one moist bitch

Before bedtime onion and peanut butter on potato bread, anyone?