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-Kudasai-

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    Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
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    I do what I want
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    *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
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    You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
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    That I love you
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    Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
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    Cooking chili as we speak
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    I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
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    Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
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    Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
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    Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
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    Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats
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    Plans on investing his life savings in said business
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    Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter
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    Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES
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    Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.
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    Does the DX suck it gesture at every driver he sees
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    Always greets everyone at work saying this
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    I know it's going to cost me an arm and a leg to buy the shit but who cares I want what I want. Going have breakfast for dinner tonight. Eggs, maple links, grits biscuits and tangy Sunny D.
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    Kills vibe of the thread by asking too many questions
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    Drank his bath water
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    Takes selfies of himself on the toilet and uses them as his profile pics on his social media
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