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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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  1. Grouchy Smurf is his hero
  2. Favorite comedian of all time is Jokey Smurf
  3. Has a tattoo of Speed Buggy
  4. Arbor Day is the only holiday he celebrates
  5. Sleeps with a body pillow of Smurfette
  6. Tells people that Mt. Rushmore was carved by lightning
  7. How do you know when a chef is angry? When he's beating eggs and whipping cream
  8. Eats cheeseburgers with a knife and fork
  9. Once tried to use guitar strings as dental floss...it didn't end well
  10. Wants Metallica to do a cover of "Mandy"
  11. Wants another KISS Disco album
  12. Has started an online petition to bring back the MC Hammer cartoon
  13. Has made it known that a Venus Flytrap doesn't count as flowers
  14. Talks like Foghorn Leghorn when stoned
  15. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  16. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  17. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  18. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  19. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  20. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  21. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
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