Mode 7

How do you make an elephant float? Add ice cream

I put a whole chicken in the crockpot

Is really Hubb

It's like chill out bro, just ignore Hubb like most of the boards do

Eats corn one kernal at a time

For me it was watching Gaynor get triggered by his post

Makes Yoshi styled Easter eggs

Is the reason why geese are such jerks

Now now Skeeter, it's not worth it

By dicks he means portraits of... Dick van Dyke Dick York Dick Sargent Dick Grayson Dick Buttkiss

Defies the laws of gravity due to the fact that she didn't study law

Frozen lasagna

Drew angry faces on railroad crossing signs

Ride The Lightning > Master of Puppets

Ugh he gonna some prescription beer goggles to hit that

Hey bro I dibs on that he gotta holler at Rebecca or something

Always shows up to my apartment begging for caramel dipped onions every Halloween

So let's get this straight, we're supposed to be closed on Sunday but you got a bunch of dumasses begging to work on Easter. A guaranteed day off on a Sunday. They asked me if I wanted to work and my answer was no. You want to work so bad go in the yard do some yardwork. Other than that sit your stupid ass down and shut the hell up. Good luck getting everyone to agree with come in a guaranteed day off. What's next you idiots want to work on Christmas Day too? Just fucking stupid.

I forgot about Hubb I swear every time he posts

Is looking up hasenpfeffer recipes when the Easter Bunny shows up

Can't forget about Viper, imagine trying to look tough with a sword while wearing Ninja Turtle draws

Told doomer his act makes Fozzie Bear look like Richard Pryor

I want to throw in Mr. fight tour tour Detroit Red and the conductor of the coon train Rumbo into the mix.