-Kudasai-

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.

Frozen pizza again, I got a good deal for 3 frozen supreme pizzas for only 15 bucks.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

What is this shit? I come from work and all I want to is watch Looney Tunes and the fucking channel isn't working. Other channels are working except Me TV Toons what the fuck is this shit?

Goddamn it, just when I starting to feel better yesterday today I'm feeling like I'm about to get sick all over again 🤦🏿‍♂️

Burgers and fries for real this time

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

lol youtube clapping all these passport bros channels

Know what I hate? Having a stuffed up nose

One of the most annoying commercials I've seen in a long time is Abacadabra Dream Cleaner. It's an as seen on tv ad, the thing I fucking hate about this commercial is that has really loud obnoxious classical music blaring so loud I can't barely hear what's being said. And I'm not knocking classical music it just seems like such an odd choice and it definitely was a choice

Nah I have no desire to try I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting women.

Scratch that, chicken tenders and rice because I got home late because I'm surrounded by idiots

I'm still sick but at least I'm more functional today than I was yesterday.