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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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  1. Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit"
  2. His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor
  3. Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect
  4. That was the chicken lentil soup a that got burned awhile back. The roast turned out great.
  5. Like the roast it turned out better than I expected
  6. Is moving to a nudist camp
  7. Daylight savings time is so stupid
  8. TIL that Sunday is the worst day to go to the Laundromat
  9. Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls
  10. Put a couple of cornish hens in the crockpot. Gonna have some white rice and corn with it later.
  11. Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time
  12. Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation
  13. Does the big wiggle
  14. Does the Curly Shuffle
  15. Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas
  16. Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars"
  17. Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes
  18. Nicotine., Red Bull and shame
  19. I see Amazon has some affordable cattle prods Should I? 🤔
  20. Carries a cattle prod every she goes
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