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-Kudasai-

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    Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.
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    Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.
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    Pronounces meme as me-me
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    Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.
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    Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.
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    Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.
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    Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.
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    Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
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    Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.
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    Goes to the strip club just for the food.
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    Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.
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    Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.
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    I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.
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    The best version of Guile's theme
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    If the customers didn't talk I probably would be successful as a cashier.
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    Only dates women who own a game genie.
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    Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.
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    Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudfare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.
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    Took a belt to Mr. Hoonie's backside after finding out that he caused the cloudfare outage.
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    Probably still pursuing that pet shop cashier he was crushing on.
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    Leftover chili mac and cheese and I'll be eating it again tomorrwo because I'm not cooking again till Wednesday.
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    Was also at the Cracker Barrel that faithful day in fact was the customer who ordered the last angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.
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