-Kudasai-

Congratulations to 7UP for the acquisition of Dr. Pepper I'm sure they're going to waste no time turning that brand into a dust trap and as a Coca-Cola at least you still have Sprite and I'm sure Mr. Pibb is going to do a great job of filling the shoes left behind by Dr. Pepper.

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

Refuses to take a bath without her Daffy Duck rubber duckie.

Put "seeking an Olive Garden waiter who won't press charges" on his dating profile.

I'm cooking extra spicy beef stew in the crockpot.

Was also arrested that day for filing a false police report.

Is suing Mr Hoonie for unpaid rent. He's taking the case to Judge Judy.

Is renting his doghouse to Ghostrek

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

I really need the stars to align.

I ordered some wings and fries

Regrets renting one of his spare rooms to Mr Hoonie because there's a horrific odor he can't rid of. He now suspects that Mr Hoonie was sneaking Packard over for their late night pinochle games.

Evicted Mr Hoonie after he ate the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake.

I'm the opposite.

Wants to bring back the World Bodybuilding Federation.

I wonder if my father still has his massage table? I don't want to borrow it or anything although I do need to get a new table I just think it's a waste of money buying an expensive piece of equipment if you're not going to use and not being properly trained to use said equipment. It's also stupid to buy a massage table just to impress women if you're only skill is erotic touch something anyone can do why waste money on a table? If you really want to impress her get her the table and show off your trigger point releasing skills now that's a flex.

Excluding shounen I really long for the days of the max number of episodes for an anime were 50 instead of multiple seasons where you have to wait 30 years for the next season.

Steals ice cubes from the Olive Garden.

It takes her 47 minutes to make 7 minute frosting.

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Owns every issue of Mr. T's T-Force comic books.

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

Orders a bowl of cereal at every restaurant he goes to.