-Kudasai-

Operation Logic Bomb is such a weird title for a video game.

Left the Cheetah Lounge after finding out that weren't real cheetahs working there.

Left Ghostrek at the Cheetah Lounge to fend for himself after he tried to pay for a lapdance with Monopoly money and Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

Gave Mr. Hoonie a demonstration of a sleeper hold after he used up all of the toiler paper.

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

What he meant to say was at the local trap house.

Is writing a Jurassic Park fanfic starring Yoshi, Dino and Barney the Dinosaur.

Fuck

You know what cartoon I've been enjoying a lot lately, Mr. Magoo. Other than the Mr Magoo Christmas Carol I'm not really familiar with Mr Magoo. At first I found him annoying but the more I watch the more I'm surprisingly entertained.

Tomorrow is going to suck.

Sleeps in Bobby's World pajamas.

Stuffs her trukey with good n plenty, black licorice and black jelly beans.

Hit a Christmas Caroler in the face with a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream after the caroler woke him up from a nap.

I've been reading sub reddits about my former Internet Provider WOW and what do you know I'm see a lot of people who are posting the exact same ramdom outage problems I was having with them a few months ago and complete with the same shitty customer service I was getting. I wonder if the technicans told any of these people to just deal with it like they told me. I wonder if their phone jockeys told them it takes a few days for the modem to work properly after it gets installed like they told me. I wonder anyone else is getting charged for tech visits and the problem still persisting like what happened to me. I feel vindicated.

Sneezed at the exact moment his driver's license photo taken and as a result drives the exact speed limit.

Time to shave my head again, I just hope that I don't accidentally give myself a lobotomy

One thing I hate about beat em ups is during a tough ass boss fight you have to deal with random enemies getting the way of the fight it's like get the fuck out of the way. Final Fight might be the biggest offender of this.

I've been trying to beat Knights of the Round on SNES since Sunday. This game is hard as hell but also fun as hell which is why I haven't just said fuck it and quit.

puts butterscotch on his pizza

Told Mr. Hoonie that she's going tear his hide until it glows in the dark after he let a fly in the house.

You know what I really hate? When you're cracking open eggs and a piece of egg shell falls in the fucking frying pan

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving