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For the third straight year it's lol Oilers because Taylor Hall who their number one pick in the draft in 2010, whom they basically wasted and traded away once they got McDavid has won the Stanley Cup before Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers. They traded him away all he did was win a Hart Trophy and years later a Stanley Cup. Winning is the best revenge.

Immediately called this guy after burning his hand taking food out of the microwave.

Cooking leg quarters in the crockpot as we speak.

His reaction to seeing himself on the Fugitive Hotline segment on Unsolved Mysteries.

His reaction when he saw Mr. Snoot on the FBI Alerts segment on Unsolved Mysteries.

Burgers and fries when I get home.

His reaction after learning that a certain person may have shit their pants.

Took fencing lessons from Bruce Dickinson

Once flew on a airplane that was piloted by Bruce Dickinson.

After listening to Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull she has made it her life's mission to find out exactly where the hell was Biggles.

Thought it would be funny to send two Cheetah Lounge dancers dressed as plumbers to my house. As a result my bathtub still isn't fixed.

Evicted Mr. Snoot after a dispute over a $30.00 cash shortage in his rent payment.

Frozen pizza

Built a drive in move theater in her back yard which she host viewings of Mystery Science Theater 3000 every Saturday night.

Rest in peace even though we've never interacted with each other and regardless of what folder camp we congregate to I feel like we're all family here so I'm really saddened by this.

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored freeze pops. Was the only person that voted for yes for them.

That one time at band camp

Now that found my lemon pepper I'm air frying some pork chops with peas and carrots and mashed potatoes on the side.

Nearly had a panic attack the time he couldn't find the remote when a program called Billion Dollar Boner popped up on his TV. The crisis was soon averted when he realized that it was just the title of a Woody Woodpecker cartoon and proceeded to enjoy said cartoon.

Besides the first Toy Story movie, I've never really cared for Disney-Pixar movies. They've just never appealed to me.

Deleted all of his dating profiles because he couldn't keep up with the constant influx of messages after putting "vagintarian" on his profiles.

Leftover strip steak and potatoes.