-Kudasai-

Has been ducking JLO for 30 years from that Mortal Kombat rematch

Is anxiously waiting for a Damn Yankees reunion tour.

My last frozen pizza

Met a young Jennifer Lopez at a local arcade then proceeded to annihilate her in Mortal Kombat.

So hungry right now.

I've become a morning person and I like it.

Makes warthog noises when he gets his prostate examined.

They're playing pop music from the 2000's at work and I absolutely hate it. I didn't care for most of the music then and I sure as don't care for it now. I'd much rather listen to music from the 2010's better yet I'd rather listen to music from today than most of anything from the 2000's.

Has been holding a grudge against Cupid ever since he shot him with an arrow resulting in a paternity suit against him from an Olive Garden waitress.

Best in Show > This is Spinal Tap

Wilma is hotter than Betty yeah I said it.

Greets people by shouting "TALLY-HO"

I really want a Three Stooges FAST channel.

I'm surprised that you didn't make them watch The Giant Gila Monster unriffed.

Put a live crab in Ghostrek's pants

Believes Mr. Carswell was framed and that the hermit was really the Creeper.

Threw a tennis racket at Mr Hoonie because he wouldn't take out the trash.

YouTube fails again. Last year I found a Soundgarden live performance of Burden in My Hand being labled under YouTube Kids and now I just found an Unsolved Mysteries segment that's been labled under YouTube Kids. A segement about a fugitive that was wanted for the murder of his wife is labled under YouTube Kids 🤦🏿‍♂️

Makes foot smut movies for pizza money.

Is opening up a rubber chicken factory in Rollingwood, Texas next year.

The movie or the cartoon?