-Kudasai-

Is running for Sheriff in Seminole, Oklahoma.

Obliterated Ghostrek in a Star Trek trivia contest.

Went to Death Valley because he wanted to meet The Undertaker whom the WWE always said he hails from.

Likes to go ice fishing in Hawaii

Got grounded by his parents after a disagreement about building an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard.

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored fruit roll ups. Was the only person that voted for it.

Was supposed be on that Chicago river boat the day when the Dave Matthews Band bus dumped human waste all over people below from their tour bus. Fortunately he missed the boat ride because he lost track of time playing with his etch-a-sketch at the hotel.

Was also at that Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit in 1992 and witnesses have confirmed that she was seen backstage when Billy Corgan's guitar was stolen. Her lawyer has also advised her not to talk about the events of that night

I put a whole chicken in the crockpot. I'm going to have some macaroni and cheese and stuffing to go with it.

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

Moved to Ionia, Michigan after he got invited to a Super Bowl party.

What's the point of owning a snow shovel if you never use it?

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

I am pro piracy and I don't give a fuck how anyone feels about it. I'm all about being able to enjoy entertainment anyway you can especially in this economy right now. I will never ever shame anyone who wants to watch anime on torrent sites or download roms of 30 year old video games or whatever else. If you can get it for the free get it!

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Someone left their shit in the dryer and you know what I don't give a fuck I'm taking those clothes out because I have laundry to do. Tomorrow is my day off and there's a snow storm so I don't plan on going outside for anything that includes doing laundry so my shit is getting washed tonight, feelings be damned.

Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen.

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola