-Kudasai-

Ok motherfuckers where's my paycheck? My direct deposit hits every Thursday night before 9 and it's almost 9:30 so where the fuck is my money?

Parents took away his Teddy Ruxpin toy after he got busted putting a Wu-Tang Clan tape inside of it.

Also sleeps with a body pillow of Cyan.

Finally mastered the kaplowey spell from the Smurfs and plans on using on the first mime she sees.

Puts salt on watermelon

Can't sleep without his chocobo plushie.

They don't call it Monday Night Raw for nothing.

Will fight anyone who says Batman Returns is not a Christmas movie.

Won't be on the boards next summer because of his new job as the San Diego chicken.

Sidebar I have no shame in admitting that I actually a lot of Jem and the Holograms songs

Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.

Carries his lunch inside a Jem and the Holograms lunch box.

Carries his lunch inside a Mighty Mouse lunch box.

Made Ghostrek sit on the Judas Chair because he wouldn't eat his liver and onions.

I'm having fried chicken tonight.

I was watching Star Trek TNG and it got me thinking about a couple of things. The name Dr. Crusher it just sounds like a badass name for a wrestler and why don't wrestlers these have cool sounding names or nicknames anymore. They just have generic sounding first and last names. Or if they do have nicknames it's lame like The Miz it's like what the fuck is a Miz?

Blames Mr Hoonie for his raccoon getting back on the sauce.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Sleeps with a crochet of Elvis Presley Disco made for him which now matches his Elvis pajamas, his Elvis blanket and pillow cases and his Elvis curtains.

Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.

Didn't know where else to put this