-Kudasai-

Likes his eggs sunny side down.

I'm in the mood for baked potatoes tonight.

Put paprika on Ghostrek's tongue while he was sleeping.

The death of ASMB and a bunch of other shit I'm sure people want to forget about.

This fall will mark the 10th anniversary of Unevenedge. Where did the time go?

I'm starting to wonder if this a sign.

Is it just me or is this place having loading issues again?

Every food item in his house is arranged in alphabetical order.

Told Dudeco that she had to learn how use dinner utensils with her feet after her fingers got stuck in a Chinese finger trap.

What Disco's doorbell sounds like

Was the manager of the I.C. Wiener band. Was also the one came up with band name with the hopes of getting the band an endorsement deal from Oscar Mayer.

Best day off ever, I didn't leave the house, I didn't spend any money and all I did was watch classic cartoons from sun up to sun down.

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

Spaghetti and bread sticks

Two French bread pizzas and fish sticks.

Was the drummer and co-lyrisist for said band.

Works as an adult film actor using the stage name... M.I. Smooth.

Legally changed his name to... Dick Hurtz.

Legally changed her name to... I. M. Stupendous

Once called Mr Hoonie an overgrown swamp rat after he let a fly in the house

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.