-Kudasai-

Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum

My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?

Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently

Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.

BBQs his Twinkies

Captain of his curling team

Reigning shuffle board champion

eats rice one grain at a time

Eats rice with a straw

Uses licorice as a jump rope

Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry

Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo

Always buys Rhode Island Reds

Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.

Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video

Used to be a mailman

Modeled his life after Newman

Has a Slurpee machine in his bedroom

Lives in a igloo

Finally got those two Komodo Dragons, burglars beware!

I'm at the Laundromat and just amazes me on how two people can have a mundane conversation about laundry. This is something straight out of Seinfeld. How many loads are you doing? What type of detergent do you use? How often do you do laundry? Just on and on

Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher

Update The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney.