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-Kudasai-

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  1. He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again
  2. Sings the meow mix song to her cat
  3. Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum
  4. My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?
  5. Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently
  6. Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.
  7. BBQs his Twinkies
  8. Captain of his curling team
  9. Reigning shuffle board champion
  10. eats rice one grain at a time
  11. Eats rice with a straw
  12. Uses licorice as a jump rope
  13. Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry
  14. Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo
  15. Always buys Rhode Island Reds
  16. Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.
  17. Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video
  18. Used to be a mailman
  19. Modeled his life after Newman
  20. Has a Slurpee machine in his bedroom
  21. Lives in a igloo
  22. Finally got those two Komodo Dragons, burglars beware!
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