-Kudasai-

I don't like cashing in my empties, I just throw them in the trash. If people want to dumpster dive for them then knock yourself out.

Is unsure if orange is a fruit or a color

Is currently renting at my nudist colony

Hosts nudist shadow puppet shows ever Sunday night

Hosts nudist puppet shows of Ultraman every Saturday night

Cream of chicken noodle soup with peas and carrots...in the crockpot of course

Every time he goes to bed he always wakes up the next morning in a morgue

Wears a cape when eating a hero sandwich

Has a feet OnlyFans account. The problem is no one knows who's feet are being used but it's been confirmed that they are not her feet. It's also been confirmed who the number one fan is and I think we all know who it is so I won't bother to mention their name *coughs Dudeco* Excuse me I think I'm coming down with a cold

Is expecting a visit from Doomer next Saturday with that suspicious overnight bag

uses skeletons as a xylophone

Always carries a skeleton handcuff key everywhere he goes

I almost forgot. inside that suspicious overnight bag are two plane tickets to Saint Tropez

Has made plans to go out next Satruday night and is even taking an overnight bag with him although the contents in said overnight bag are very suspicious 4 hacksaw blades, a handcuff key, rope, a razor blade with money wrapped around it, ball bearings, multiple screwdrivers and a detailed map of Folsom prison...I'll just look the other way and just wish you luck.

Stole Rebecca from Zeni

Has a unhealthy obsession with manscaping

Committed felonious assault on a mime

Holds the record for being captured the most times on America's Most Wanted

Laughed at every criminal that was arrested on Cops

Sounds like Urkel when laughing

Sounds like Muttley when laughing

Never has enough time to do all the nothing he wants

Has a command of thoroughly useless information

Frozen supreme Pizza and a movie. All Dogs go to Heaven I haven't watched this decades.