-Kudasai-

Does puppet shows of Resident Evil for kids

@lupin_bebop

Knows the secret language of walruses

That feeling of getting used to new earbuds

Literally killed someone with kindess

For the first time in years I have a non Easter Sunday off

Just put a whole chcken in my backup crockpot so take 2 I'm going make some homemade mac and cheese and some corn on the corn on the cob

Believes that barbers are actually vampires

Well that was scary, I was on my break drinking my iced tea and it went down the wrong pipe and I started choking. I blacked for a few seconds and somehow I'm on the floor and this metal shelf is on top of me. What the hell happened?

Using chapstick during winter

A video pop up on my timeline which was titled "Final Fantasy VII: The sequel nobody asked for" Of course I just had click on it just to see the comments and... yeah nothing says lack of creativity than using a misleading title

Lol at USA hockey fans crying that Canada a bullshit mid season tournament that means nothing in long term. Who cares let them have because chances are that none of Canadian franchises will win the Stanley Cup so let them have their Four Nations title I'll settle for the Stanley Cup any day of the week.

This song goes hard I don't care what anyone says

Hasn't given up on his dream of being a door to door book salesman

Got banned from all Carrot Top shows for excessive heckling

Thsese pretzels are making him thirsty

Played a monster of the week on a episode of Power Rangers

Met a woman from Tokyo

Despite his avatar has never actually played Chrono Trigger

Is trying to solve the mystery of the purple stuff in the old Sunny D commericials

Does the chicken dance with acutal chickens

Served in G.I. Joe