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-Kudasai-

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    Is a notorious bank robber who wears boxer shorts as a mask so the police have dubbed her as "The Underwear Bandit"
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    His home security system is simply having Legos all over the floor
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    Is being investigated in both the United States and Canada for several unsolved cases of dining and dashing in which she might be a possible suspect
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    That was the chicken lentil soup a that got burned awhile back. The roast turned out great.
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    Like the roast it turned out better than I expected
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    Is moving to a nudist camp
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    Daylight savings time is so stupid
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    TIL that Sunday is the worst day to go to the Laundromat
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    Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls
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    Put a couple of cornish hens in the crockpot. Gonna have some white rice and corn with it later.
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    Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time
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    Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation
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    Does the big wiggle
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    Does the Curly Shuffle
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    Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas
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    Chuck Norris is overrated, yeah I fucking said it!
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    Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars"
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    Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes
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    Nicotine., Red Bull and shame
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    I see Amazon has some affordable cattle prods Should I? 🤔
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    Carries a cattle prod every she goes
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