-Kudasai-

Has a chicken coop in his bedroom where classic tends to spend the night.

Bacon, eggs, grits and orange juice.

So tomorrow I have a third technician coming out to figure out what's wrong with this goddamn Wi-Fi. The third time had better be a charm because if not I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Paints Mr Hoonie's toe nails and of course told Dudeco about it

Became obsessed with red bananas once he learned that they can be used as an aphrodisiac

Is Carrot Top's new manager

Audioslave > Rage Against The Machine

Thought a poop deck was...let's just say that's he's no longer welcomed on any cruise ships

Is wanted for questioning by the Michigan State Police after being spotted in his chicken suit at the scene of several bank robberies in Metro Detroit. The MSP has dubbed him as the Cockadoodledoo bandit.

traded in his chicken suit for a rhino costume, he makes rhino noises and gores unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom

two words shuffle play

Has a doctor's appointment this Monday to get his cootie shots

Still believes girls have cooties

I ordered myself a 20 piece wind dings because I already cooked breakfast this morning and I'm not cooking tonight nor do I feel like doing dishes. And because I don't feel like tipping I'm going to walk up to pick up my food since ithe place only down the street.

Steals door mats from people's porches

I think I know what I want written on my tombstone

Shot at classic swim using his brussel sprouts slingshot

Goes around hitting people in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream in his chicken suit.

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Once though a serial killer was someone who goes around destroying boxes of cereal

Was unsuccessful in getting his ban lifted from SeaWorld

Reads bedtime stories to Mr. Hoonie

goes cow tipping every weekend

Never tips