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Is offering a reward of $20,000 worth of Popeye brand spinach for information leading to the capture of the suspect in the Mr Hoonie case. If you have any information please contact The Service Police department de la Villie de Montreal in Quebec, Canada or call our toll free number 1-800-You-Snitch You need not give your name.

Didn't go to Disco's house for Pictionary night yesterday because he's still mad at TAO for that "well adjusted" remark.

Puts pepperoni on cheesecake

Is offering a $10,000 reward for the arrest and conviction for the murder of Mr Hoonie.

HBD Booty Hawk.

Last Wednesday at Disco's house Classic Swim was his partner for Pictionary night and the two got into a heated argument. During the squabble CS shouted "Oh Yeah, define well adjusted!"

I like Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog way more than I like the Sonic SatAM. Objectively the Saturday morning cartoon is the better show but Adventures just makes me laugh with how riduculous it is and I'm always going to favor that show that can me laugh consistently.

R.I.P. Ted Nichols

Can't wait to see the Easter bunny because he has a craving for hasenpfeffer.

Had to give Ghostrek a tomato juice bath after he accidentally got sprayed by skunk.

Gave his pet donkey a bath after being told by several people that he needs to wash his ass.

Burgers and fries with a side of indigestion.

I call dibs on your video games.

It's amazing that the best razors I've ever used are the cheap ones from Family Dollar.

Air frying 3 chicken breasts, mac and cheese and sweet peas.

Told Ghostrek the best way to impress a woman is to ride down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Ghostrek has been hard at work building the perfect barrel ever since.

Was named executor of Mr.Hoonie's estate

Korn - Hollow Life

Whenever he feels like he misses Mr Hoonie he remembers that his last rent check bounced.

Is currently on a focus group determine whether or not if there will be a chili pepper flavored Fruit Roll Ups. Has stated to anyone who will listen that she intends to vote yes.

So much for thinking positive

Once got suspended from school for singing this song in music class.