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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.
  2. Sleeps upside down like a bat
  3. Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.
  4. Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.
  5. Pronounces meme as me-me
  6. Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.
  7. Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.
  8. Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.
  9. Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.
  10. Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
  11. Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.
  12. Goes to the strip club just for the food.
  13. Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.
  14. Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.
  15. I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.
  16. The best version of Guile's theme
  17. If the customers didn't talk I probably would be successful as a cashier.
  18. Only dates women who own a game genie.
  19. Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.
  20. Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudflare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.
  21. Took a belt to Mr. Hoonie's backside after finding out that he caused the cloudflare outage.
  22. Probably still pursuing that pet shop cashier he was crushing on.
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