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    - Chaperone. • 2001 Claude returns to the Leone castle, and is instructed to take Maria around to a night of the town.
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    Is the chairman of the Mr. Hoonie Water Buffaloes in Bedrock.
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    His arch nemesis streaked during a Jeff Dunham stadium performance to antagonize him.
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    Went to bed dead and woke up alive.
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    - Big'n'Veiny. • 2001 XXX mags are polluting the Portland streets, and must be delivered safe and sound to Red Light.
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    - Trial By Fire. • 2001 Triads have stolen and wrecked El Burro’s ride. And the winner by knockout is...
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    - I Scream, You Scream. • 2001 Gangsters threaten to remove El Burro’s pornstar from an upcoming picture unless they get some money. Gangsters had a briefcase of explosives to go with their delicious sundaes.
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    Pushed for Rap Cat to sign onto a record label.
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    - Turismo. • 2001 El Burro leads the Diablos, and is impressed enough by Claude’s antics to save him a spot in the street race taking place over by Callahan Bridge.
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    Got in a fight with the Buclee’s manager and was like “oop, you better eat my fricken choobies.”
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    Taught horse flies how to make the rheahyeyehhheaha sound just like a horse.
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