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[classic swim]

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    Paid the blonde sitting next to him on the plane 24 bucks to sniff his head.
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    Went to an all donkey farm and the farmer said “Seiiiiiiiiigggghht, stop petting the donkey like that!”
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    Tried convincing Tao to take his pet donkey Lulu into Olive Garden since the restaurant was running a bring-your-pet-donkey-to-dinner sale after the lawsuit.
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    Kudasai was on an episode of Sesame Street and when Elmo asked if he’d like to visit the Ronald McDonald house, he points to Tao and says “you can visit his ass.”
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    When he’s asked by the Civil Court lady if he wants to visit their website, he says “you can visit my ass.”
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    He wants also a small, seasoned curlies.
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    I like when I can Skip and Main Menu the FBI warnings on DVDs because I paid for the fucking thing and it’s a pointless waste of time sitting through that shit.
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