[classic swim]

He’s with the Sultans. Of Swing.

Is the 1% of everybody that wants to rule the world.

Has a heart of glass.

It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit.

The Click remote has more advanced capabilities surrounding the universe opposed to the average time machine because Christopher Walken made it.

Phil Bell was mainly likable for likable sake. An extra gun to get along with near the end before he abruptly ran away. The game tricks you into thinking Ray’s less than Phil when it’s kind of the other way around.

Found Charleston White while driving and threw supermarket coleslaw at the back of his head to get him riled up.

Was about to leave to shoot a golfing comedy but the two super models in bed said “Seiiiiiigggggght we want more sexxxxxxxxxxxxx!”

Yeah, well... that’s including general body sweat. You know how grease forms pretty gnarly if you leave it unattended? They should have some type of foil to wrap around your scrotum that really gets it all to ooze out onto there...

What’s in Ned’s Head?

Opened the door for Girl Scouts and slammed it as they were about to talk.

Guys, it’s not the device. It’s the destination. The blender *if used* would always be NOT plugged in. You can’t liquify your ball sweat if you’re actively bathing your balls when using the Click remote.

Pissed off all the animals at the zoo except for the penguins because the penguin exhibit always fucking smells bad.

Created an alt just so he could send himself pictures of his buttocks.

When he gets other people’s mail he approaches them and stuffs the envelope down their throat.

Sneaked in a church mid sermon, yelled his favorite wrestling warcry/quote as loud as he could and walked out without being escorted.

Wakes up each morning like this.

But ghostrek, you were raised Evangelical and not fundamentalist!