[classic swim]

Two months since I paid out the ass for another phone charger. Two months. And now it wants to pull that shit again.

“Our culture is stuck.” Have you ever tried just making better shit?

Happy Birthday and Happy Sunday to you as well.

He’ll give him some quaaludes at the bus stop.

Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver.

Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop!

“It’s actually a GREAT marketing strategy to go over a year without a new trailer or promotional images or anything to keep the consumer caring.” Damn that’s crazy, anyway:

You won Carvel Venture Brothers cake for doing a good Venture Brothers impression on a voicemail!

I just said “screw it” and rambled over the phone like a random character instead. I feel sorry for whoever had to listen to that mess.

I wonder if his email inbox ping’d those PMs of me calling him a bitch and he just can’t respond to it.

Happy birthday Katt!!!

Checkered’s probably being axed around March-May at the soonest if they’re eager to get rid of it. I guess a little over a year of that block silently existing isn’t so bad. Lazzo would’ve never allowed it to happen.

Tacos and wings.

HBD!

I’m not materialistic, you’re just whiney because you could drop dead tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter because you don’t have shit to your name and you live like a fucking cockroach.

He’s saying your retirement doesn’t amount to shit if you’ve just been a cheap bum fuck your entire life.

Get ya bitch ass whooped by the moderators on the daily.

Underestimating how much toilet paper you have, and then, POOF, it’s all gone.

It’s just night and day how automated everything is now compared to the first 5 years of AS alone. There used to be individuality with the channels and now it’s all the sloggiest blank slate. It’s like Idiocracy or some satire showing you how soulless cable is, only Ai excels that. Commericals have always been terrible, but now every organism exists to be an ad and it couldn’t be any more void of human life.