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[classic swim]

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    Brought a polaroid of Col. Sanders over to the chicken coop and trained the hens to peck its eyes out.
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    Went to a farm and did cow tipping while in a cow costume.
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    Went to a farm and ate a Quarter Pounder in front of a cow.
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    Put animal crackers in his soup.
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    Kicked out of AMC for mixing the only 2 soda options they had.
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    He made a Banjo sound when he discovered that it worked and that I could play!
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    He likes to pretend nose cartilage means there’s a game inside his nose.
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    Tried to sell an Atari at GameStop and walked out slamming it against the parking lot.
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    Bums a light for his Candy cigarettes.
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    Bought a queef jar from Fuggs.
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    Made online betting out of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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    He needed an outstanding loan and the popular CEO he knew said “Seiiiiiiiggggggghhht, here’s twenty million dollars!!”
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    Sure love having my eardrums assraped by Emergency Alert when I’m listening to Marvin Gaye. Like I can’t read the alert you sent in bold caps you gotta play the autistic fucking noise too.
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    He was reincarnated as a cat and this happened.
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    You should’ve went to the sperm bank and robbed all the sperm.
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    He’s Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes.
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    Saw me at 6AM and tackled me to the ground only because he always wanted to tackle a guy in a chicken costume and punch him a little bit.
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    Got banned from a Subway in Kentucky because he went “A-SHALK SHALK A-SHALK SHALK SHALK SHALK TALKIN’ SHIT DAT’S ALL YOU CAN DOOO, TALK SHIT BITCH!”
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