[classic swim]

Left eye’s itched like a motherfucker all day.

It was kinda something back in El Salvador. But Americans had no excuse and especially not near the start of the new millennium.

Thinks that Charlie The Tuna from StarKist is an asswipe.

Sopranos eps 1. Cold Cuts 2. All Due Respect 3. Two Tonys 4. Pilot 5. ...To Save us All From Satan’s Power + Funhouse 6. Whoever Did This 7. Pine Barrens 8. Soprano Home Movies 9. Commendatori 10. Remember When + Where’s Johnny

Wasn’t my goal to get banned from another business. Just don’t fucking test me with your bullshit.

Packard wants you riding the Hershey Highway.

Happy birthday!

Rally’s/Checkers should reboot Rap Cat. It’s time.

Yeah. Doesn’t happen every single time but getting a little close to frequent.

I haven’t moved away from ASMB Vibe 2 ever since the last update and I hope themes in general aren’t the problem because I love the shit outta that theme.

Plate of fried chicken and case of Samuel Adams.

Cosigned

Wants to be manager of his own car wash.

Rents out parties for everyone to live inside his juicy asshole and dick.

Analyze This. 7/10 I’ve kept a copy of it rotting away in the closet for years and never watched it once until now. I was afraid of just how shit it would be. If it was just gonna be some knockoff Sandler mess. The film’s introduction was clever enough to riff The Apalachin Meeting. Plenty of other scenes like that were complete eye openers because Hollywood usually isn’t that smart with use of parody. Sopranos, Goodfellas, GTA; all are already dark comedies. So I always found it funny there was this blockbuster obsession to dumb down the material. Whoever directed this probably had to fight to the death just to not make this total PG-13 garbage. It’s hackish at some parts but competence is definitely there.