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[classic swim]

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    “Time to leave Olive Garden? I’M OUTRAGED!!!”
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    Ate Wilma Flintstone’s ass like a nice Brontosaurus Burger.
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    Ate Betty Rubble’s ass like a tyrannosaurus steak.
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    Took the TV remote away from Tao and said “heh alright, that’s enough Judge Mathis!”
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    I woke up from being passed out and I’m disappointed I didn’t actually say this to him today but close enough.
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    Helped dropped Barney Rubble off before seeing Mr. Slate.
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    He’s Kudasai Smurf.
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    We got kicked out of Olive Garden because they don’t allow donkeys in the restaurant and they didn’t believe I wasn’t a real donkey.
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    His wife dropped a bowl of oven hot pizza rolls on his nuts when he was laying on the couch watching Magilla Gorilla. Because he let donkey track shit all over the house and he said “you smell like a damn donkey ass” to his wife.
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    Sleeping on the couch because his wife didn’t want a donkey in the backyard and he hit her with the HEE HAW
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    Brings wind up toy teeth to a city council meeting.
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    His wife made him sleep on the couch because he said she was lookin like one of them bootycat dolls.
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    Do not tease the animals.
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