[classic swim]

Goes to Subway and presents to the Subway worker the Ode to Potato in the same dialect as Peter Griffin’s Ode to The Subway Feast commercial.

Would approach and call the Great Gazoo a horse ass motherfucker.

When to some type of Green Deal meeting and blurted out “DUCKTALESSSS” while the guy was on the mic.

A talking Seth Rogen weenie fucked a hotdog bun with pipefitter lips and it grossed over 140 million out of a 19 million dollar budget.

Recommended Dick Dastardly try the ghostrek method of using your nose when going down on a lady.

Owen Wilson tried befriending Tao on a field trip. Tao doesn’t like Owen Wilson. Tao said to Owen Wilson “you eat your grandma’s hunta for breakfast.”

Had a couple of my tapes digitized. I recorded a closet full so obviously not all, but I’m more considerate of the process now instead of irrationally wary. If I ever follow through on leaving US to go live near where I was born then a flash drive of my marathons might be helpful. But I don’t wanna fully give up on the VHS method just because it’s been a long time. Holds certain value to me even now.

Gave ghostrek a quarter to wiggle his bald head on top of Kudasai’s head when Smackdown was on.

Got the bank teller lady to caress the top of ghostrek’s bald head.

Demarco’s one of the severed heads. He’ll be in the show like Kajumi?

Taught MD how to govern the hoohoos.

Told ghostrek to go listen to MD’s farts.

When he turns 95 he’ll retire after revamping his family restaurant to match his board name. ”Kudasai Cheese’s! Where a kid can be a kid!”

Liked the animated Pink Panther and told Steve Martin to go fuck himself.

He’s the Joker to Kudasai’s Chuck E Cheese, which makes him Pasqually The Singing Chef.

Lil Caesar’s. I feel like Elvis right now it hurts so bad.