[classic swim]

The header for all their socials is still the old cover art with “Coming to 2025” written below. This is the most impotent delay they’ve ever done. Pretty much everybody has been on the same page that the game was never actually dropping this year. Still, why the fuck even make the announcement? At least why now? People were already waiting to hear SOMETHING by August. If you’ve already been quiet forever and ever and think that your game’s gonna take another full year to drop........ fucking stay quiet then. I sincerely do hope every motherfucker that said they don’t have to release a second trailer can eat shit. Where’s that attitude now?

Turns into Angry Kudasai Dad when one of us knocks the crockpot over

He paid his neighbor 25 bucks to record him while he was using the toilet, and now he swears his neighbor up and down because he regrets the decision that was made.

Chicken wings and 9 dollar champagne.

Says “yeah dumbass” exactly like the slink toy story dog when you try to defend yourself.

Went carpooling with the talking hillbilly grandma goldfish and laughed like a damn wildebeest when she screamed at people around the Neighborhood Walmart gas station for honking at her.