[classic swim]

When there’s a 400% tax on meat thanks to PETA and I have to go take matters in my own hands.

“I’m a complete fucking mental midget, but no one says any of the tarded shit I say so I must REALLY be going against the grain!” - Person who’s afraid of gearshifts.

Don’t know how much longer I’ll keep going but I’m thankful for bridges being burned and shitty people I never needed being out of my life permanently.

@smiradenius

I’d see things from your perspective but my dad never stuck his dick far up my ass.

Oh the mugshot of your grandma from after you agreed to play with her private parts?

He can keep liking it ‘cause his existence is funny as fuck to me.

Hey Packard when you were a kid did you ever intentionally look at your grandmother’s vagina from out of the shower?

You’re still going! Wow!

You’re a bitch lol.

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How are you gonna say “anyway” to ya mother’s cunt being rugged as peanut brittle? Ol horse ass bitch.

I’d fuck an elephant before I’d fuck your mother.

I appreciate that I can just shit on you over anything and you’ll run laps in such a way over stuff no one gives a fuck about. I said you failed at typing in a separate thread (which, yeah. You did.) and you just gave me your ideology on what constitutes a fidget.

Packard wouldn’t know if the bus ride to Auschwitz was bouncy.

What a guy.

Miss you, pal. Happy early Thanksgiving.

Dude just fucking proofread your shit lol it’s not that hard. No one else here has to mention every single time that they failed at typing.

After a man cums inside your ass, do you let the cum stay inside you or slowly leak out?

I dunno about that but apparently we need 76 more fucking prompts from you before 2AM.

I’m perfectly abled and can’t draw for shit either Naraku. It happens. Not everyone can be Van Gogh. The stuff that I’ve spent years doing (analog/camcorder stuff) is either subjective or just “why do this?” But I do it anyway. People will knock on you for just about anything you make.