[classic swim]

Underestimating how much toilet paper you have, and then, POOF, it’s all gone.

hoooooooo boy. There’s going to be a whole lot of hooooo boy. There’s gonna be a whole lot of hooooooo boy. There’s gonna be a whole lot of hooooooo boy. And then ‘POOF’ The dick in muh hooooo boy is all gone. There’s gonna be a whole lot of hooooooo boy And you’re never gonna figure it out, you’re never gonna figure it out LOL. Mannnnnnn, the dick in muh hooooooo boy is sooooooooo hilarious right now I’m just laughing so damn hard at this political moment.

Shitty teeth. No dental care? Just wanted to nibble on some copper?

It’s just night and day how automated everything is now compared to the first 5 years of AS alone. There used to be individuality with the channels and now it’s all the sloggiest blank slate. It’s like Idiocracy or some satire showing you how soulless cable is, only Ai excels that. Commericals have always been terrible, but now every organism exists to be an ad and it couldn’t be any more void of human life.

Jesus Christ, TV is so dead.

I try not to think about how many of them are “grown” and were born in ‘05-‘08. Like you should still be a fucking cashew.

Half of my lottery numbers made the winning ticket and I just feel like my organs should fail. Just make me lose horrifically. Add a fucking triangle to that roster, stop making me close by threads.

Thread lock countdown!

Shoreside Vale bridge bell sure is giving me a fucking headache. Pretty sure I shouldn’t be hearing that chiming when I’m not even on the fucking bridge and am just going around Staunton Island.

Another thing about the shittiter, unwatchabler shows on their channel lately is that they pump out as many episodes onto a time slot as conceivably possible. Where as the shows with a vague sense of notoriety and purpose have to have 20-21 episodes sprinkled around in such a sloggish way so it can last an entire football season or whatever.

I mean those shows are also 100% going to be canned soon, just a matter of when. The network would’ve done it minutes ago if everyone didn’t catch up on their shit. FOX as an entertainment channel is like a mob front.

FOX doesn’t even want the show anymore and has been intentionally undercutting it until they’ll eventually stop airing it permanently. This took so long to happen that I don’t really give a shit either way, but it’d be at least cool if they became the home for new episode premieres.

Have you ever had orangutan cookies?

It’s like drowning in Purgatory. Quarter of the century less than a month away and it’s a big fucking nothing.

The one where they have you smash peanuts on the floor.

Happy Thanksgiving, ghostrek!

What do you expect? His dad made him pull down his pants and devour the whole gearshift with his butthole when they got in the car together.