[classic swim]

Surprising Viacom didn’t try that with Adventure Time’s shitty Nick pilot.

The only thing that’s stopped me from deactivating Twitter outright is me wanting to mass download some of my old videos, which is a bitch to do with their search engine and when I’m working on a video project. Besides that, it’s been over two years without me really ever having to use it. This is the only site I need if any.

Because one turkey day isn’t enough.

Sopranos seasons 1. Season Two 2. Season Five 3. Season Three 4. Season Four 5. Season Seven 6. Season One 7. Season Six

Regarding an unofficial release today. If you can’t get that one guy you know from Penn Station to record some shitty lines for you naturally, just omit voiceover from your project entirely. Stop. Fucking. Using. Ai. Typically with the fan stuff, the sub/script itself is almost always noob commenter level shit anyway. But at least you get the gist and it doesn’t make whatever you’re doing instantly unlistenable.

That time waiting at the drive thru when I said “corn on the cob slob on my knob” and my grandpa threatened to smack the shit outta my mouth.

Insane for 2002. Took such a long time just to fall off the map. Like the programmers made all of that solid for their own benefit.

Fuck every last tool who wanted to “ah ah ahhh, not so fast!!” any and all venting that disturbed their pussy little comfie bubble for a single second.

Do whatever you want. You won’t have power but I’d give you the key to the city if I could.

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

Yes!

Everyone likes to sing a positive tune about addiction and how everyone loves you when a person with addiction should know that’s bullshit. Chances are you were already hated long before you had any “problem.” Getting better will always mean seeking that out for yourself. But it can’t be stressed enough how everyone on the street wishes your heart would stop for being a loser fuck.

SpongeBob wins before battle starts.

Yeah lol I can’t help it. Part of the reason is them having the very first spark for the very first console I’ve ever owned and another is me just being interested with crime. I liked mob stuff as a kid well before their games kicked in, I wouldn’t be here at all if Salvatrucha didn’t fuck with my family so bad.

The numbers from my fortune cookie didn’t win me the lottery. I was told not to waste money on one out of good intentions, and that’s exactly why I did it. If I had listened and not spent the 4 dollars, the universe would have rigged it so the fortune cookie numbers were actually worth a shit. I just wanted to face the loss head on without giving the universe the satisfaction of saying “fuck you” to me.

Sometimes no matter how old you are, at your most vulnerable you just feel like the baby duck trying to make it to the pond.