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Neubauten

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  1. Lol apparently there might be a little more to "AEW Absolution" than just me trying to meme it into existence I didn't bother to see if the Khan interview being quoted was real but it sounds like his coke head rambling interview style.
  2. Could AEW be coming to Cartoon Network? Maybe in that prime early evening 5-6pm slot leading in to AS?
  3. Happy birthday Vela! It's true, you aren't the person I thought you were when we first met on this crazy website... As it turned out you're even better! Hope your fairy tale birthday is as magical as you are!
  4. At this point it feels like I'm rooting for Jokic solely to troll Mark Jackson. Also, Lakers suck. Give me NBA Champion Jimmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy
  5. He did have a few good games this series but not when it mattered. That's how Big Game James gets ya
  6. I literally thought Philly only had 6 points in the entire 3rd quarter, no idea where they got those other 4 at the end I must have missed it while rewinding to laugh at the clown show. That was the #1 wildest Harden playoff collapse I have ever seen, and there have been some very strong contenders. I still remember him being benched for Corey Brewer in the 4th quarter, and the game where everyone was openly wondering afterward whether he was playing through a concussion or had been bribed to take a dive, and the 27 straight missed 3's.... This was another concussion style game. He didn't even look old, just absolutely all the way completely fucked up. I honestly couldn't believe it when he came back in the game mere seconds after being benched halfway through that third quarter. Leave his ass sitting down for at least a few minutes and see if someone else can do something got dam. Looked like he was choking on anxiety and qualuudes and early onset CTE and idek what else all at once. If it was anyone else it would be mystifying and deeply concerning, but we've seen this before with him. This is just playoff James Harden.
  7. Only to the rest of us, not the best of us.
  8. Hmm, what about a Festivus-style airing of grievances celebration, like a speak your piece retrospective of everyone saying what they remember and spinning yarns of memorable old threads and postings
  9. Many such cases
  10. We are witnessing a vintage James Harden Game 7 right now. Just absolutely tremendous stuff.
  11. I heard they're censoring animated adult male ass now on Adult Swim
  12. I've had a variety of Voodoo Rangers, always from the gas station after midnight when I was already drunk and just wanted a little more, and they were always hoppy as hell and gross to me.
  13. Never had 4loko but don't let that... experience scare you away. SeaQuench Ale is cheap and pretty available in six packs and tall boys if you want a more delicious, less alcohol-tasting sour than the victory monkey. Sours are my favorite but I love anything citrus, not everybody likes these.
  14. Golden Monkey is gross to me but Sour Monkey is the stuff. 9.5% got dam
  15. I'm a little more than halfway through and this might be one of my favorite shows of all time, but I'm not sure it's worth the psychic damage I took yesterday from seeing that Breaking Bad commercial for puffed corn snacks. It would have completely unfazed me two months ago.
  16. The Legend of the Four Zeldas: Object of the Preposition
  17. oh carp. well at least our system offers untenably subsidized hamsborger
  18. Imagine being a gentleman's gentleman like in Jeeves & Wooster. Your job and life is making some rich idiot look good.
  19. I don't wanna live no mo, sometimes I hear death knocking at my back do
  20. What the hell is the matter with you?
  21. That was beautiful. Happy birthday mochi! Enjoy you some uncensored cartoon ass.
  22. Mark Jackson is the single worst bball announcer probably ever. He's such a weird dumb guy. "Andrew Wiggins turning back the hand of time" he is 28 years old, what the hell are you talking about?
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