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Danger_Jules

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Everything posted by Danger_Jules

  1. Alarm clock. It's useless in this day and age.
  2. So, in other words, you'll trade me nothing.
  3. I already found the woman of my dreams. She's called a sock.
  4. I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN! MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW! MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUEEEE! BABY, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!
  5. A wooden train, a pogo stick, some jacks, a sled, a doll and any other cliches I manage to think of next.
  6. Is your name Kringle? Because I want you to eat my cookies.
  7. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Chuck Jones Special), A Harold & Kumar Christmas and Arthur Christmas.
  8. "Is heaven missing an angel, because you have nice cans."
  9. I fucked my shit in the ass.
  10. run into Santa shocked and Red and St. Nick faint. They air it every year. So often, it's become embedded into holiday culture at this point.
  11. No. A Harold & Kumar Christmas>All.
  12. Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you pull your meat down towards your feet? Does your dick hang low?
  13. ,Waffle and Mr. Blik.
  14. Hope you aren't speaking for all of us there, Fuggs?
  15. Being called skinny is no picnic, either.
  16. Well, yeah, it's really more about the context of the word itself and the word user's intent than the word itself. After all, calling someone a pussy is just as bad as calling them a cunt.
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