Insipid

Don't trivialize his plight like that.

There's an old interview of him with the succubus Barbara Walters. He was talking about slapping woman as a last resort. Barbara says he might get some mail over his remarks in the interview, to which he responds "I might get some female." lol, I don't agree with the sentiments he expressed, but I do appreciate his don't-give-a-fuck attitude to that hypocritical hag.

Johnny Depp suffers either way 😭

I finally used my Red Lobster gift card from Christmas today. I had, of course, cheddar biscuits, medium rare sirloin, lobster, lobster mashed potatoes, and a caesar salad.

So 10k steps comes from a Japanese ad from the sixties for a pedometer called manpo. Man means 10k and the character stylized supposedly looks like a person walking 万 (I don't see it). Also, manpo sounds like manko, which means cunt. The more you know.

Day 35: Added one day to my count, based on the first date I weighed myself starting this journey. According to trend values, I have finally lost over 10 pounds. I also lost over 3 pounds the previous week. I feel like this was excessive; trying to keep it at 2.5 a week max. I don't really feel like consuming more calories though.

bruh, you have no rizz

caesar salad and frozen lasagna from Walmart

You were alive for Reagan, whose trickling down has only involved working peasants convinced to enjoy golden showers from rich assholes like Trump. He has diabetes, so his urine tastes particularly sweet, but the later stages involve kidney failure. Dialysis will be necessary soon.

edit: fuck, never mind. stupid mobile

Chicken biryani at the max spice level, a first for me. I might regret this tomorrow 😬

chicken and scallop hibachi takeout with miso soup and philadelphia rolls. I was really looking forward to this meal.

Day 30: One month mark. I bought a fitbit, so now I have more metrics to follow other than my weight. I wish I bought one sooner because it's so useful and it really reinforces becoming more active.

The same Indian takeout I got two days ago for the third and final time. Dieting has made me realize what a fatass I was.

What did Wario say when he was about to bukkake Peach shortly afrer?

Like hell I'm wishing happy birthday to Xi Jinping. Happy birthday pooh.

Eh? Jimmy Neutron was very memorable, at least to me.

Oh, and here's how to fix your problem.

I didn't even post in that outrun your girlfriend thread. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think you're making shit up.

My hibachi outing got cancelled. 😭 I still felt like spending money, so I got Indian takeout. Palak paneer, chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and raita. Can't complain.

I don't even have a cat. Anyway,

Oh well. She has nine lives. She can learn her lesson with one of them.

I don't want this cat anymore. I'll give it to Packard.