Insipid

I had authentic chorizo tacos for lunch. So delicious. The jalapenos must have been imported, as they were much spicier than ones I normally eat.

For the sake of sounding antiquated, that is correct.

These white bitches be drinking it in August now, so whatever.

Pumpkin spice is acceptable after Labor Day. The autumnal equinox is when Halloween shit becomes acceptable. People skip the roleplay and go to the climax. Masturbation is better at this point.

Well, at least that's a better scenario than JD Vance at a doughnut shop. Anyway,

There's nothing wrong with a woman fucking around to get to the top. That's how Wu Zetian became the only female emperor in China's history. #showtheworldfuggshooha

Why not?

No way, somewhere in Quebec. A French woman needs to sit on his face.

I was hoping this would be about Kobe beef, not Salt Bae. I never had 1000 dollar steak, but I have had Kobe beef in Japan that cost at least 100 dollars. It's not like a typical steak experience. The steak is like a beef-flavored butter that melts in your mouth. As for Salt Bae, when he does his signature move with the salt, it rolls down his sweaty hairy arms onto the steak. Oh yeah, a most exquisite use of 1000 dollars.

I'm so happy Chappell Roan is telling weird ass celebrity worshippers to fuck off and get real hobbies. It's about time a pop star told the public how they truly feel.

Using anything but dairy in coffee is an atrocity. Fuck off with your soy and oat lattes.

That's how I felt when I wanted hush puppies from Long John Silver's, lol. I used to love them as a kid.

Every time I hear Melania speak with her annoying Slavic accent, I so badly want to hear her so "my name is Ivana, Ivana Eatpussy."

I've seen Eyes Wide Shut. They don't need nor want to openly advertise like that to get people.

Yeah, like calling for a civil war isn't extreme. Nothing creates hyperinflation like a civil war, and the main benefactor in such an event would be China. So, you and some others on the right, keep hoping for that civil war. It will surely be a net positive for the country.

I was gonna let you have this one, since we talked about isekai before and I didn't wanna be my "certain insufferable self." Also, I feel some people in Toonami would give good answers to this.

Now Trump is mentioning Charleroi, PA's Haitian immigrants. The funny thing is I had a discussion about there earlier this year because my grandfather from my father's side grew up there. Pittsburgh is still very white compared to most American metro areas, and some racist assholes here think any amount of diversity is bad. Also, Buffalo Bill's house from the Silence of the Lambs is close to Charleroi. Hmm, did I just discover why Trump is obsessed with Hannibal Lector? 😱

chicken biryani, chicken tandoori, palak paneer, and raita Yeah, I'm obsessed with Indian food.

His voice sounds profoundly ghoulish. I can't stand to hear it for even a second. I don't care how ableist that sounds.

And just like that, Harris's bump from her wondrous debate performance is gone. And here come the stupid conspiracy theories. Fuck this timeline. 🙄

Have an interesting anecdotal piece to share. I am currently dogsitting for my sisrer. She lives near the town Corey Comperatore, the guy who died in Trump's assassination attempt, is from. Her neighborhood is over 90 percent white. I did not see a single Trump banner, but I did see a few Harris Walz ones. This is quite the contrast from the 2020 election. Make no mistake, it is still a tossup in PA, and I'm sure most of my sister's neighbors will still vote for Trump. The fact of the matter is that the Trump fervor has significantly died down. What you're hearing from the Trump campaign now is desperate cries of attention, and his "supporters" are getting embarrassed.

I made a comment on reddit with thousands of upvotes. I had to pull a vain fuggs here. But really, I get worried, cause of course there will be a few weirdos going through my entire comment history when this happens.

My mother says I speak Japanese with a Chinese accent. Oh, I am ruined. 😂😭😭