Lemming

Who? Dat!

I lodged a foam football right between the teeth of an anamolocarus in 7th grade. I also won that creature at a state fair by winning a rigged game and calling it out before hand.

https://youtu.be/stgYpvijRoQ

Ok. Let’s just say 58

Is anyone aware of kek? This is my first go around fully. After this pans out, maybe my vantage will preclude pride and include the fall.

It’s time to put the plug in the jug Ahlswel.

Great example of what’s been on my mind for the last term and a half.

Hellz to the naw.

I have a queer tale to tell about the blue pill. So Johnson and I were trading quips about who had the thiccmeat and suddenly as if I were in a dream he whooped out a little guy about the size of a peanut. I knew it would be my day for as I proceeded to lick, and lick, and lick the outer coating, it dissolved and I was left with a mushy husk. I took the thing and with discerning eyes, cheeked it for later use. Then I took epinephrine and blue it straight down my nasal anus and was surprised to learn that it turned my vision photo-negative. I went over to an electric elephant and it gave me ionic kisses and it blew me away. Then I landed on the fart sack. Then I died. If there is one thing I learned from this it’s that you should always wear hydraulic suspenders when you enter your sleep phase. I did, and look how happy I am 🤩 Also, the snozberries taste like snozberries.

That’s good.

You know what? I was wrong in thinking that I could contribute here. I’m just gonna keep posting the same tired lines until they break down on a molecular level. Thanks for implying that I need someone to talk to though. You and Pat are sweet people.

I’m big pimpin yo! I don’t care for your rules. Now I’ll sit back and wait as you formulate some sort of reprisal.

Very mezziliant

May the beaches run bare and the palms tear you asunder as you begin your descent.

Just kidding.

so new twist on the story, had someone troll me and then block me when I asked what they wanted. They’re dropping like flies. There might come a time when I and one other user are the only people talking amongst ourselves. Maybe that time is already here.

Attrition- Soundgarden

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/cnn-underscored/electronics/apple-ipod-touch-discontinued IPod touch on sale in its final generation.

I really detest old days.