UwPp

Slurp the burp. I repeat slurp all burps.

Do people just have professional photographers around to be like "Ya know what? This will deff make me look like less of a douche. Let me make sure I also put pictures of me with friends to prove I'm not as sad and lonely as you thinkkkkk." Thoughts?

Rugby?

I hate and love it.

Mr. Potatohead had a wild youth.

We only boop the snoop here.

I’ll take the stripper coupons though.

I disagree strongly.

I’m not having an only fans period. 🤬

Ich liebe Basketball.

Those are the most magical potatoes I’ve ever seen. Do they taste purple too?

I'll take it back. Only if you agree that KFC potatoes are sex in your mouf.

You would. Chicken nazi.

I had same pen. Long time ago. ... Thief.

Echo by Gorilla Zoe Pretty much my favorite song for my life.

Popeyes is gross. Same with chikfila spelling error included.

I don’t watch balls of feet. I was just cheering on the hopes of my mother. Soooo you lose.

The other day I put makeup on and watched my team lose miserably. also - i don’t care anymore if my picture is on the internet. Because this is me. Not someone that has an only fans or whatever other bullshit going on in the world. just a pink haired UwP who’s officially embracing being cringey 30.

Whelp I lost this sports ball games. Back to my normal sports ball watching.

Realized I’m never getting married and will be a crazy cat lady for life. Woot woot. *insert internal crying forever* and probably not going to stay living in Florida. I just need to get the rest of my shit.

Youdahoe

Don’t be hating on their potatoes tho. 😡

Smile in Your Sleep by Silverstein

Better throw you to the next bitch. >_>