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Unless magical, mushrooms are the worst food ever.

HI YES. I EATED DINO CHICKY NUGGIES.

🙄 why he have the nerve to post this on reddit. Sir. I'm so glad I broke up with you. ... Side note - my best guy friend found that i giggled so hard. Like alright, I'll be the toxic one.

Lemme tell ya bout my best frannnn

Its beautiful out. My gma has now pinned me as her target to be bitchy about. Because she's not in the old people apartments anymore. She always had some drama. Anywhoooo. Spring fever sucks - tomorrow its supposed to drop to like 40 after today being in the 80s with a nice breeze. 🙃 Potato.

Spring is the worst season. Especially in upstate NY. It snows, it rains, its muddy, it hails, it sunshines, its 80 one day and the next day you need snow pants because you've got a foot of snow. ARGH.

Happy birthday all of you!

(To the tune of "Happy Birthday") Verse 1: In a galaxy far away, With phasers set to stun, We’ll bust those ghosts today, And have a lot of fun! Chorus: Happy Birthday, let’s explore, With the crew and ghosts galore! From the Enterprise to the spook, Let’s celebrate, come take a look! Verse 2: Ecto-1 is on the way, With proton packs in hand, On this special birthday, We’ll save the ghostly land! Chorus: Happy Birthday, let’s explore, With the crew and ghosts galore! From the Enterprise to the spook, Let’s celebrate, come take a look! Hope you like it! (Thanks robot bitch from snapchat)

Also told his uncircumcised ass that he sucks in bed and is a 3 pump chump. Which is sadly true. 🤣

He started talking to her again last week while I was in Florida. Then Saturday we broke up. Tuesday he was already asking her to go on a date this weekend. He told me yesterday. Because he thought we could be friends like that. ... EXCUSE ME? 2 DAYS AND THATS IT? FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU PLANNED IT.

HAHAHA JOKES ON MEEEEE. Dude I broke up with waited 2 days to be in the next bitch's crotch. And had the nerve to tell me he wanted to take her out on a date this weekend. GTFO. SCUMBAGOLIO.

Fuck you NY state. Thanks for the high hopes of my 3500 bonus that probably isn't happening.

I has the sad

Becoming single after coming back from vacation is just great. I broke up with them. So plz no feel bad for me. It needed to be done. Just sucks. I don't know what to do in my free time now. We would constantly text all day every day.

MY MOMMY GOT ME AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 😭😭😭 THIS WILL BE THE 3RD TIME SEEING MY FAVORITEST BAND.

My gma lived in a senior apartment housing. They had a wii bowling league.

I live in a 2 bedroom ranch. My gma is moving in with us because she's 93 and a fall risk. Can't have her going up and down the basement stairs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2 days to go. My hands smell like purple fabulosso mixed with bubbles that take me back to childhood. I'm officially a basement dweller. Wahoo 33 going on 34 now living in my mom's basement.

4 days to vacation. This week can hurry up and get over with now.

Tell my poor gma that. It's her birthday.

My best friend only calls me. I wish I could live this luxury of text only.

I'm only 5'1. I dated a guy that was 6'2. He left me to go back to his heroine addict baby moms. After telling my entire family he's going to marry me. Now I'm spoiled by a 5'6 guy. SHORT KINGS ARE KINGS TOO.

11 days until my vacation. 1 funeral to attend in between. Plus moving all my shit to the basement because my gma (who's turning 94 tuesday) is moving in with us. Who keeps telling me she's going to die soon and she can feel it in her bones and it'll only be a few more months. I need tires, but hopefully they'll get me to and from Florida. ... ARGJBUURLAKQVEG8BUANA

Ghostrek's posts stress me out sometimes. ... Like am I having a stroke? .. Thank.

DAY 2 OF TRYING TO WIN THE KILLERS TICKETS AND I WAS CALLER #5 INSTEAD 9. 😭😭 YESTERDAY I WAS CALLER #6. FML.