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I feel like I have to poop. 😒 But I also suck at knowing what period cramps feel like. I haven't had cramps in years. FUCK YOU VAGINA. FUCK YOU MENSTRATING ASS BITCH. Thanks for my ted talk. Also today is National Winnie the Pooh Bear day, so wahoo.

He was an IBer. We met in IB during high-school. He was my best friend. Then he knocked some girl up in college and she hated me and made him pretty much block me. Covid came and I looked for him on social media. We instantly connected again. I drove to Philly every weekend. Yadda yadda - he told my entire family we were getting engaged blahblahblah. Then we broke up.

I was engaged to someone from the ASMB. Lol so like I get it. I just don't leave the house that much because someone's either getting stabbed or shot. Soooo 🤷‍♀️ idk what else to do. Dildos get boring my friend. Time for hookers I suppose.

Have you tried dating apps? I have tried multiple. All free ones cuz a bitch is poor. But like it's usually the same people to swipe on. Has been for like the past 3 years. 🤣 I'm only on them for a short time but to see the same dudes on like every app. It's wild to me. And they all practically say the same thing. 🙄😒 And that's pretty much like "lol let's sex". ANYWAYS! Have you tried dating apps? Do you have luck? Horror stories?

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Imagine being old and having a fb.

The 10 year old already confirmed that i was her 2nd mom, when i told her you only get one momma. She looked dead at me and says "but you're my 2nd mom." I wanted to hug and choke her at the same time. 🤣 this was before she told me 1992 was 1000 years ago.

Sorry. If i dont take the pills that make me sit still my OCD gets out of hand and then i clean and shower like a crackhead thats never seen a shower before.

Well i was going to clock in at 730. Now i have to wait until 830. Mofo IT doesnt show up until then and I cant get on my computer at home. ARGHHHHHH.

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LETS GO PACKERS Cuz it's my mommy's team. And matt lafluer is daddy. ... Don't come at me.

Went to the salon today. Nervous af.

The Pitt on HBO 911 on TV I think JJK came out with season 3 tonight too?

Sailor moon time. I'm high af. The 10 year old ate hot chips all day so her stomach hurts and she's farting up a storm again. The 5 year old scarffed down 2 slices of pizza like she never ate in her life. Shes pissed tho cuz she has to wear diapers instead of pull ups. But jokes on her, now she cant take them off and shit on her bed like she did a couple nights ago. See ya later space cowboy.