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UwPp

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  • Birthday 09/12/1942

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  1. The 10 year old already confirmed that i was her 2nd mom, when i told her you only get one momma. She looked dead at me and says "but you're my 2nd mom." I wanted to hug and choke her at the same time. 🤣 this was before she told me 1992 was 1000 years ago.
  2. Sorry. If i dont take the pills that make me sit still my OCD gets out of hand and then i clean and shower like a crackhead thats never seen a shower before.
  3. Well i was going to clock in at 730. Now i have to wait until 830. Mofo IT doesnt show up until then and I cant get on my computer at home. ARGHHHHHH.
  4. LETS GO PACKERS Cuz it's my mommy's team. And matt lafluer is daddy. ... Don't come at me.
  5. Went to the salon today. Nervous af.
  6. The Pitt on HBO 911 on TV I think JJK came out with season 3 tonight too?
  7. Sailor moon time. I'm high af. The 10 year old ate hot chips all day so her stomach hurts and she's farting up a storm again. The 5 year old scarffed down 2 slices of pizza like she never ate in her life. Shes pissed tho cuz she has to wear diapers instead of pull ups. But jokes on her, now she cant take them off and shit on her bed like she did a couple nights ago. See ya later space cowboy.
  8. Happy birthday idk who you are!
  9. Mew got a new pink wormy thing on a stick. Its the closest thing to a string we could find. His old one broked.
  10. This day is dragging. I love my galaxy flip 7. I'm tired and want nap.
  11. Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more
  12. https://comicbook.com/comics/news/30-years-on-the-original-power-rangers-reunite-in-2026-for-a-new-release/
  13. Babysitting means I control the TV. Watched the ending of vampire diaries tonight. Bawled. Just like I did like 10 years ago. Anyways, got the 10 year old into sailor moon. I forced it upon her. Just like I've done with studio ghibli movies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Also they regret eating tbell tonight. She's been farting up a storm.
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