Nabreezy

These are some extremely on-brand purchases

Bad fuckin ass

Hahaha this actually did end up being great timing, so glad I did this. Allowed me to do front of house for the restaurant I cooked at when we were doing curbside alcohol sales when people were tipping like crazy bc early pandemic and all the laid off service workers were suddenly flush with cash, and it got me the job I have now which I enjoy so far. What a weird phase of life this last 18 months has been for everyone

Mine was the 12 oz mouse dvd from the AS site. It was cheap, maybe even markdown, which is funny bc for awhile after that it was pretty rare and expensive online, like $100, probably not anymore though. I just loved the show and wanted to own it and also buy something from the site I was always on. Still have it and have good memories of putting it on for various friends. Good purchase. I think the second thing I ever bought online was some stand-up comedy off of itunes lol. Maria Bamford.

I think at this point the E's recruiting process is almost entirely scanning the NFL waiver wire for dudes who look too stupid to do anything other than work at Planet Fitness for a living.

I didn't at all mean just spring that shit on someone without explicitly clearing it with them first!

Right? Don't even get paid for it anymore unless it's a voluntary company policy.

He should've just gotten one big mansion so he'd never have to worry about buying another one ever again

Oh come on pat, are you serious? For fuck's sake.

Sorry but The Old Wacky will continue to live on in my memories of threads from forums past, good buddy.

Optimistic about the odds of this happening, or how it would go if it happens...?

Look upon my rewards, ye flighty, and despair It is not yet too late to make the honest promise to a month that reverberates across lifetimes

He definitely does reek of being that type, but from what I gathered while searching "verpetas" seems to be a word in some foreign language so I don't think him googling that or 'whelp' or the name of a colonial governor is going to turn up this thread very early on in any list of search results, and anyway I see that he still at least occasionally communicates with people involved with UE (well the UE discord at least) so he's likely known about this place for awhile now and has chosen not to post here. If this little late nite thread gets back to him and he decides to show up then that's more on whoever shows it to him imo. As for whether I want to draw him here, hard to say. It isn't my intention, but it was really funny seeing him break character when he revealed his exorbitant income while describing himself as being just an "average Joe" (his term) who still has a mortgage and a daycare bill and a household budget during the course of a discussion about why income inequality is ackschewally not a problem at all in America (his position, and in a bizarre attempt to support it he mentioned having recently had lunch with Ezra Klein who he claimed also didn't think it was an issue, lmfao) I remember @wacky1980 responding basically like - "come on man, maybe you're not rich-rich but raking in $600k a year hardly makes you an average Joe" -- extremely funny shit. But nah it's been what like 5 years, I don't expect him to show up here now. There's more than enough right wing trash around *everywhere* -- at least his oblivious clownshoes-ery makes me laugh sometimes.

I don't know how to even begin doing this, but your tone almost makes me feel like you think I should be worried for some reason about flipping over this rock? Let me assure you that as a veteran ogreslayer I fear no goblin.

That post reminded me of buddytrek's babbling right before his last car accident, but she quelled any concern I may have had with her follow-up post. It is quite late, a fine time to not be sober, all seems well.

Westpark asked me if I knew anything about him when we were talking earlier this summer after he returned and it got me thinking. Idk why I picked tonight to try to search for him, but it wasn't hard. I've found the internet presence of more random people than that after their screen names popped into my head for no reason, years after having last seen them on a screen.

The internet is a weird place, lot of weirdos on here for sure, yes.

Fuck Gov_William_Bradford and the ship he sailed in on.

Drive to a semi private place with a nice view and get high in your car with her and see where things go Or give a friend $100 so you can use his place for the evening while he's at work or whatever lol. Just anything else. But again just me and my own personal hangups talking here, I'm sure it's normal in those multi-generational family homes in Italy and wherever for everyone to fall asleep to the sounds of their mothers and sons fucking and sucking every night. A very ancient phenomenon, like the opening scene to Apocalypto where the guy gets ushered into his hut by his mother-in-law demanding he get her daughter pregnant, then comes running out moments later to dunk his burning junk into the water while his wife screams in agony and the entire village laughs at their naked plight. So it's really whatever works for you and your family under your shared roof.

Regardless of what one parent says, I don't see how someone could stand trying to have sex with their parents in earshot, and I don't think "sit back and wait for someone to message me on a dating app" is at all productive toward what you're trying to accomplish. But that's just me. Girl from bumble comes over - "Can we snuggle on the couch and watch some Disney+" "Sure thing my little bumble bee, let me just take off my khakis and get more comfortable..." A muffled hacking dad cough reverberates down the hallway Bumble girl - "What the fuck was that?!?" "Oh it's okay, that's just my dad, but don't worry, he said that my mom wouldn't mind at all if she heard us having sex" A bumblegirl-shaped cartoon poof cloud appears on the couch where she was just sitting, the front door suddenly swinging wildly on its hinges Idk, not trying to rain on your parade or tell you what to do but that could never be me. A random Uber driver would be a preferable situational voyeur