The_annoying_one

BLASPHEMY!

I think I just died a little inside.

Or……

Or he’s the cause of it all. I don’t really follow politics, though.

Or *shudders* Blippi.

Yeah, I was/am more annoyed than worried. The_annoyed_one Why haven’t I made this alt yet?

Okay, truth time: He didn’t actually bite me so much as he bit the sleeve of my coat. It didn’t break the skin, but I still felt it.

It’s kinky when a girlfriend does it (I’m guessing because I’ve never had a girlfriend do it). It’s irritating as shit when a 3-year-old does it.

I think I may be a vampire now.

Fish & chips just got a lot more confusing.

I just realized that the potato chip was invented by a guy with the last name Crum. I don’t know. Stupid shit like that amuses me. Don’t judge me. >_>

Actually, that doesn’t sound too bad to me. Dammit, now I’m hungry! And I literally just ate!

I’ll make u a knuckle sammich! 🤬

Every time I shave, my face itches. If I try to grow a beard, my face itches. Why the hell is my face so damn itchy?!?!?!

That…..actually works surprisingly well. 😂

I mean, just that title, “Stop Protecting Stupid People” tells me it’s a stupid video.

Full disclosure: I didn’t even watch the video in the OP. Oh, you meant the cap. Yeah, me neither.

Well, I mean, you throw around 50 threads a day, one of ‘em’s bound to stick…eventually.

We all aren’t. Except we are. Not.

M&M’s be trollin’

Cabinet Of Curiosities and That 90s Show (both on Netflix). Being an anthology show, Cabinet is very hit-or-miss. I’ve been going from fairly entertained to bored out of my mind with it. That 90s Show is just a shell of the original show. I’m not really enjoying it much at all.

What do you call a Tesla’s new car smell?

Is this how the world ends? If it is, I’m okay with that.