The_annoying_one

About 2 dozen (mostly) major surgeries as a kid.major Also, about 10 years ago, give or take, I was leaving Wal-Mart one night, and as soon as I hit the parking lot, this 90-year-old bitch, doing about 90MPH, came within inches of hitting me.

Cool story, bro?

When it comes to electronics, I basically do still live in the stone age. Or the "I can't afford that shit" age.

...to the sound of someone knocking on my door, then crawling out of bed to find nobody there.... Fun times. 😡

You're dead to me, man! Dead! Nah...I don't really care.

1000% agreed.

That hurts.

😯 I love Chick-Fil-A.

I've only had Popeye's once, a long time ago. Never heard of Brown's, though.

KFC is okay. Bojangles is better.

SyFy movies just write themselves, don't they?

Spend the entire day underground, obviously. Shit....that makes it sound like I'm gonna be dead, doesn't it?

Or maybe my edge is uneven. .....I think you may be right.

It's not supposed to be 85 degrees in the afternoon, then 30 at night. 2022 goin' crazy already, or what?

Sometime between 2000 and mayonnaise.

...then backing out because I don't have anything interesting to say. That's never stopped me before. What the what is going on???

You dirty spammer, you.

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Red Lobster. Sub-par food for outrageous prices? No thanks.

You were...um...yeah...that's it.

Not being able to find things that are right in front of you. Forgetting what you're doing right in the middle of doing it.

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Because combining two nasty things automatically makes something awesome?

I could've/should've/would've said no, but I didn't. My stupidity knows no bounds sometimes.

I was outside walking my dog this afternoon, when this random guy who's been doing some work on the vacant house next door comes up and asks me if I want a piece of pie. One voice was saying "Don't take it." , while the other was saying "Pie? Hell yeah!" . The second voice won. The pie was pre-packaged and didn't appear to have been tampered with, so it's probably fine, right? Right?!?!