The_annoying_one

That’s my favorite of the new smilies.

I miss more people than I can probably count, and just the overall feel of the place. Best message board I was ever a part of. No offense, UEMB.

If any of my family joined the UEMB, that’d probably be the end for me. They would probably disown me. (I’m kidding about that last part)

I’ll be 40 in 2.5 years and I’m just finally learning to become a jackass. It’s fun. 😂

Just got my first 24-hour ban on Fuckbook. I’m so proud of myself. 😅

Maybe

The truth is a lie! Only lies tell the truth!

I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’!

I really cannot wait for my vacation this July. Getting away from virtually everything for 2 weeks is probably going to make me a new man.

Thank you. Well, now you make me want to fish alone! Maybe one day.

I used to go to my great aunt’s house and fish. She lived right on the lake. But she passed away many years ago. Finding somewhere to fish probably would not be a problem. The problem is I don’t like to fish alone, and no one else I know likes fishing. 🤷‍♂️😂

I haven’t been fishing in a really long time. I’m legitimately jealous right now. 😟

If Amazon could stop delivering broken shit to me, and making the broken shit next to impossible to return, I would really appreciate it.

Someone better tell Paul Rudd… …..Don’t look at me. I’m not doing it.

I just ordered way too much food for one person. And I wasn’t even that hungry. 🤢 Oh well. At least I have lunch for tomorrow.

How many times do I need to drop my phone tonight?

I’m drinking water right now.