The_annoying_one

Maybe

The truth is a lie! Only lies tell the truth!

I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’!

I really cannot wait for my vacation this July. Getting away from virtually everything for 2 weeks is probably going to make me a new man.

Thank you. Well, now you make me want to fish alone! Maybe one day.

I used to go to my great aunt’s house and fish. She lived right on the lake. But she passed away many years ago. Finding somewhere to fish probably would not be a problem. The problem is I don’t like to fish alone, and no one else I know likes fishing. 🤷‍♂️😂

I haven’t been fishing in a really long time. I’m legitimately jealous right now. 😟

If Amazon could stop delivering broken shit to me, and making the broken shit next to impossible to return, I would really appreciate it.

Someone better tell Paul Rudd… …..Don’t look at me. I’m not doing it.

I just ordered way too much food for one person. And I wasn’t even that hungry. 🤢 Oh well. At least I have lunch for tomorrow.

How many times do I need to drop my phone tonight?

I’m drinking water right now.

I’m wearing shorts right now. Am I half real?

In the place.

Who wants to come over?

Just thinking about visitors showing up unannounced and severely overstaying their welcome after I’ve dropped numerous hints that they need to get the fuck out. 🙄

I really hate mosquitoes. 😐