The_annoying_one

Yeah, I knew I’d catch some heat for that post. 😄 Eh….I probably was wrong for saying that since I only watched a few minutes of it (still haven’t seen the whole movie). It was just a little too slapstick for my tastes.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Spaceballs sucks.

“And was that before or after the tree fell on him?”

Nope. It was the one-armed man.

What the hell did I do to deserve this?

You wearin’ a wire? HUH?!?!

Yes and no and maybe.

Indubitably

I’m thankful to finally be home after 4 hours with family I have nothing in common with, and a group of people I didn’t know….or bother introducing my introverted ass to.

I can top that. So, I’m in a wheelchair. One day (a while back), my neighbor directly across from me waved as I was coming down my ramp. Being the dumbass I am, I started to wave back. Caught myself just in time before I flipped face-first.

I told a little white lie about having a headache this morning Now, I actually have one. Fuck you, karma.

Yeah, I’d be mad too.

Well, crap

He looks a little mad.

I prefer them baked and drowning in butter.

Don’t you mean “it’s a tarp”?

I only have to drive about 20-30 minutes…if I even go.

Sweet potato casserole /thread Funny thing is, I actually like sweet potatoes, though.

I get to be the car.

I was gonna post this exact same gif if my old ass could remember how to do it.

I’m posting on a phone right now. But thanks, anyway. No harm, no foul.

All I wanted to do was talk/fuck with random people on Omegle. All I got was a bunch of damn sexbots. There’s probably a lesson here, but I don’t care.

Don’t delete me, bro!

I’ve seen bits and pieces of a few episodes. Not really a fan of westerns…or Kevin Costner, though.

A thread about orthodontics has somehow turned into a discussion about a broken penis. God, I love this weird place.