The_annoying_one

Oh, hi, Mark.

All whirls eventually go down the drain. Just thought I’d have some fun with it while I still can.

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

I always liked the elimination game threads, though I never fully understood the rules.

I’m completely sober and I still had a hard time reading it. 🤣

Pepperidge Farms remembers

Oh, it’s gonna happen….

Happy birthday

I NEED AN ADULT

You just blue mah mind. 😵‍

ppl think im u

Gladly reporting for duty! 🫡

20 years from now? Probably the same crap I do now….just a lot slower.

I expect a 20-page essay by the end of the week.

Fish (sticks and fillets), shrimp, fries, corn on the cob tonight.

Wait….this whole thread was a dupe? I feel cheated and dumb now.

I fully get it, man. Nevertheless, happy belated birthday.

I was #211. [insert some witty comment about that here]

No wonder I run so sluggish most of the time.

Wait….is today your birthday?

I really need to limit my online shopping. You never really know what the hell you’re actually getting.

no u lolomgwtfbbq

I finally found the perfect position in my beanbag chair, which is no easy feat. Got all cozy & was about to turn on the TV….when I realized the remote was all the way across the room. I had to get up, and my perfect beanbag chair position is no more. *sigh*