The_annoying_one

I just wanted a hug.

I could probably have more, but my piece-of-crap tablet likes to crash & freeze when I have too many things open.

And this place is #7. That probably says something about something, but I'm too tired/uninterested to figure it out. Here's a pointless thread about it. Enjoy!

It's always fun scaring people away with my constant sneezing in the spring.

But if you put toast in, does bread come out? My whole perception of reality is blown right now.

Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Soooo....you're available? Seriously, though, feel better.

About 2 dozen (mostly) major surgeries as a kid.major Also, about 10 years ago, give or take, I was leaving Wal-Mart one night, and as soon as I hit the parking lot, this 90-year-old bitch, doing about 90MPH, came within inches of hitting me.

Cool story, bro?

When it comes to electronics, I basically do still live in the stone age. Or the "I can't afford that shit" age.

...to the sound of someone knocking on my door, then crawling out of bed to find nobody there.... Fun times. 😡

You're dead to me, man! Dead! Nah...I don't really care.

1000% agreed.

That hurts.

😯 I love Chick-Fil-A.

I've only had Popeye's once, a long time ago. Never heard of Brown's, though.

KFC is okay. Bojangles is better.

SyFy movies just write themselves, don't they?

Spend the entire day underground, obviously. Shit....that makes it sound like I'm gonna be dead, doesn't it?

Or maybe my edge is uneven. .....I think you may be right.

It's not supposed to be 85 degrees in the afternoon, then 30 at night. 2022 goin' crazy already, or what?

Sometime between 2000 and mayonnaise.

...then backing out because I don't have anything interesting to say. That's never stopped me before. What the what is going on???

You dirty spammer, you.

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