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The_annoying_one

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  1. Thinking about spending my entire Christmas in bed, but I know people won’t let it happen.
  2. This may be the single greatest sentence I’ve ever read in this place.
  3. I’d help if I wasn’t broke as fuck.
  4. Happy Birthday!
  5. It’s 5:21pm and I’m just realizing I haven’t eaten anything today. Starting to really get the term “hangry”.
  6. My dog learned things from the cats I used to have (like trying to bury his poop outside).
  7. Yeah, most cats are. *is more of a dog person*
  8. Aren’t we all just chasing our tails? Sorry, I’m feeling a little philosophical/pessimistic today for some reason.
  9. Who says I want to? >_>
  10. Damn. How did I forget Dumb and Dumber?
  11. Maybe “anything” was a bit of a stretch. I was mainly referring to Liar Liar and the Ace Ventura movies. Also, The Mask was okay.
  12. Also…. Almost Famous (more of a comedy/drama, but whatever: still a great movie) Zoolander Team America The ATHF movie Nothing To Lose And pretty much anything Jim Carrey did in the 90s
  13. Would it be possible for me to just, like, avoid people for the rest of my life, and still be a somewhat productive member of this crap we call society?
  14. Merry birthmas!
  15. I’ve got some Dramamine that I’ve yet to take and I’ve been drinking water like I never have before. Sorry for making this disgusting thread, everybody. Might be best to let it die now, huh?
  16. It’s been 4 days. KILL ME.
  17. Fucking kill me now…….
  18. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?
  19. Got a better idea. I kill you, you kill me? And we don’t need no stinkin’ Christmas music to do it either.
  20. Yeah, I knew I’d catch some heat for that post. 😄 Eh….I probably was wrong for saying that since I only watched a few minutes of it (still haven’t seen the whole movie). It was just a little too slapstick for my tastes.
  21. You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Spaceballs sucks.
  22. “And was that before or after the tree fell on him?”
  23. Nope. It was the one-armed man.
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