The_annoying_one

I had a choice between M3gan and Borat 2 tonight. I’m currently watching M3gan. Why did I make this horrible choice?

Black eyed peas w/ snaps, mac & cheese and a crescent roll. I just wanted something semi-light tonight, and that’s what I had.

Happy birthday, Donny! At least, this is what your name conjures up in my twisted mind.

The tips of fingers.

Kinky.

I have a fairly intense need for some ‘90s pop-rock music right now.

All….day.

Grilled chicken, white rice with gravy, corn and a vegetable medley of field peas, carrots & onions.

Oh, I know. Trust me, I know. But I’m still disappointed.

In my house? You know what? No! I’ve had it with these mutha fukin penguins in mah mutha fukin house!

I’m sorry. All I have nearby is some Spicy Cheez-Its and some probably-stale tortilla scoops. I don’t want either one right now. The crayon looks yellow but it’s hard to tell. It’s kinda wedged into the floor vent in my bedroom. I’m more concerned about why a crayon is in my bedroom. I haven’t used crayons in a long time.

And now I want some watermelon. Geez! Um…. I think this was about….ooh, I just found a crayon!

Well, I mean, everybody’s to blame, at least a little bit. I should’ve never brought it up. I got exactly what I deserved here.

I’m gonna need everyone to calm down now. There’s been a mistake. Turns out the only disappointment here is me. I deflected and I’m sorry.

Why is everyone ganging up on me here?! This is my angry thread, dangit!

Nevermind the crates! The crates are meaningless right now! I saw you stuff the bananas down the trash compactor!

I could very easily jump on my laptop and look at it, but….lazy. I do humbly apologize.

You expect me to know about your 2 personalities when you don’t even know that I actually kinda hate creme soda?! The audacity is astounding!