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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. You can’t judge me. Now pack your shit and go.
  2. No, but your sister’s hand does.
  3. I’m cheating on you.
  4. Dammit, stop trying to bring normalcy to the UEMB. It does not belong.
  5. You callin’ me a pussy??!!
  6. Midsommar. 2.5 hours of virtually no plot, with a few moments of extreme violence and sex thrown in because why not. I can’t even give this one a score.
  7. Nope. Just a man who needed his rest.
  8. Firehouse Subs, I guess. I didn’t really care what I ate tonight, as long as I didn’t have to cook it.
  9. Getting an Amazon order that you don’t remember placing feels like Christmas morning. If the only thing you got for Christmas was a 4-pack of Chef Boyardee ravioli, that is….
  10. I basically slept for almost 11 hours straight. Is that normal?
  11. Cheeseburgers, Velveeta, fries.
  12. That feeling when what was supposed to be a 30-minute nap somehow turns into 2 hours.
  13. Why do I have to go to the doctor in the morning for something that can probably just be done over the phone?
  14. Grilled chicken, corn, mashed potatoes. I feel like I had this exact same meal just a few days ago.
  15. Some people need to learn that conversation is not a five-mile race. Say what you want to say, briefly, then SHUT UP.
  16. Well, would ya look at that?
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