Jump to content
UnevenEdge

The_annoying_one

SwimIcon
  • Posts

    15498
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    155

Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. “I don’t feel so great. I think I’ll eat some Taco Bell.” My brilliance is boundless sometimes….
  2. I never had one, because I’m basically a hermit who prefers to almost never leave the comfort of his own house.
  3. Okay, okay. You’re off the hook…for now.
  4. I don’t doubt it for a second. But what you need to know is I am far older than my actual age.
  5. I’m only 38. What am I?
  6. I don’t know how unpopular this is, but I both love and loathe being a full-fledged introvert.
  7. They made me really nauseous one time, so I haven’t done it since.
  8. I was just making a dumb old internet joke. Don’t mind me.
  9. Sorry to eavesdrop, but…. Don’t do it, man! IT’S A TARP!!!
  10. A lot of movies would be so much better if they were only about an hour long.
  11. Two quarter lb patties still equals half a pound. I stubbornly stick with what I said.
  12. You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind.
  13. How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you? Are you a chihuahuaist?!
  14. I used to eat these straight out of the can when I was a weird kid.
  15. Why does McDonald’s call it a Double Quarter Pounder? Wouldn’t Half Pounder make more sense?
  16. Mickey D’s Double QP w/cheese, large fry, large sweet tea.
×
×
  • Create New...