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And I would have it no other way, bro.

I saw this one earlier, and it will probably never get old.

Two plates of spaghetti, even though the first one filled me up.

Bird Box: Barcelona - 5/10 More-or-less the same as the first one. Mostly less. Not much of a review, I know, but that’s all I can really say about it.

Dear Instacart, Frozen grocery items should still be frozen when they arrive at my house. I’m not mad. I’m just….disappointed.

According to Google, Pooh’s state and mine share the exact same time. Either way, I was just messing with you because it’s fun.

Why is it specifically her time? I live within the same time zone! That’s ableism….or something!

How is someone going to be pissed at me because I woke up this morning with a fairly excruciating headache, and was virtually unable to move until almost noon? It's not my damn fault.

Actually, my sister took me to one of those restaurants that insults their patrons. The waitress wrote it. Also, I should’ve mentioned that not long after that selfie, I got fairly drunk/high-on-CBD-chocolates. I started randomly spinning around in circles right in the middle of the street. That was scary fun. >_>

Well, that story certainly didn’t disappoint. Thank you, sir. Also, I want you to know that the few times I’ve said “Shut up, Scoob”, I meant it purely as a (poor) joke. Absolutely no disrespect intended.

When I get a notification that my Amazon order has been delivered, is it unreasonable for me to go outside and expect to see it somewhere in my general vicinity? I looked and looked….it’s not here. They’re still saying it was delivered and they won’t let me report a problem for 24 hours. Someone has either lied to me or stolen from me. And I don’t appreciate it.

I have no idea why….

I need this in my life right now!

I wish you had, too. But I fully understand why you had to drop out. Don’t worry, though. When someone from Team Dean wins this challenge, that win will be in your honor. Not to mention the other teammates we’ve lost along the way.

Today is Wednesday (I believe), and it’s due by 11PM Friday. You can do it, twin! I believe in you! Seriously, even if you submit something at the last possible minute, I’m already certain you’ll blow the rest of us out of the water. Or you’ll tie with Disco again. That would be cool with me.

Having chicken and rice again tonight.

In Soviet Russia, Altima makes Nissan!